Hakeem: Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.
[recurring line throughout the series, usually scaring everyone after being said]
Moesha: Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?
Niecy: Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.
Myles: Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.
Niecy: I'm watching my figure.
Myles: Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.