Jamie meets a single mom at the video store while trying to steal Ace Ventura 2 from her son. He convinces her that he's a single dad so she will come over to watch the film. Then he goes out looking for a seven year old kid.
Harry has been sleeping at the office after an argument with his wife, so Kevin offers him a place to stay. At first the guys are awed by the older man's wisdom, but soon they find they can't get rid of him.
Sarah can't sleep because of the dinner Kevin made her. Kevin can't sleep because he's horny. Brenda can't sleep because of the satellite dish sloppily installed by Jamie. So, Jamie ends up hanging off the side of the building trying to fix the dish.
Having gotten great seats to a big game thanks to Kevin's boss Bob Halverson, Kevin ends up pretending the man's mistress is his girlfriend. He and Jamie end up trying to reunite Bob with is wife Dorothy.
Jamie has earned some money testing pills so Brenda agrees to go out with him. But the pills have unexpected side effects. Steve and Katie have had three dates but still haven't had any sex, so Jamie suggests the bad boy approach.