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Lexx: The Dark Zone Stories (TV Mini-Series 1996) Poster

(1996 TV Mini-Series)

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Zev: What kind of robot are you?

790: I'm a robot who wants to live in your underpants.

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Kai: In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I will be light.

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Kai: Would you care to join me in watching the supernova? It is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

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Thodin: My life means nothing in the great equation. Beauty such as yours must live on.

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Kai: Are there other heretics with you?

Zev: Lots. They are coming up here now and they are heavily armed.

Kai: No. You are alone.

Stanley: [falls to his knees] We worship his divine Shadow and beg his forgiveness.

Zev: Don't Stan. Die with some dignity.

Stanley: [Gets up] I the, arch heretic, am reformer Stanley Tweedle. And though only an assistant deputy and back up courier, I did everything I could, I really tried!

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Kai: I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers; proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak... and the beautiful.

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Bug-Bomb: Malfunction

[falls off pipe, spins on rotary thing, bounces off wall]

Bug-Bomb: Ow!

[part falls off]

Bug-Bomb: Bug-bomb lost head!

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Thodin: Remember Erika? The only reason millions, MILLIONS died for that overheated rock was because two Erikans were bio-code specialists for the Cluster. We fought that war, traitor, so I could be here today.

[raises hand]

Thodin: They died, so I could have the key to the Lexx.

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Robots: Hail Thodin! Winner of His Shadow's award of merit!

[Thodin goes up to them and steals their guns, lifting the arm on one robot and the other robot lifts its own arm]

Thodin: Good Boys.

Robots: Hail Thodin! Winner of

[pause]

Robots: correction, award of merit rescinded! Thodin, Arch-Heretic and rebel, you are wanted for immediate termination!

[lift arms, pause]

Robots: Please return our weapons!

[Thodin shoots and vaporizes the robots]

Thodin: May his Shadow fall upon you.

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Kai: His Shadow!

His Divine Shadow: His Divine Shadow. Yes.

Kai: The Brunnen-G will defeat you!

His Divine Shadow: I did not think so. The power of order has destroyed your planet. The power of order will destroy you. And you are the last of the Brunnen-G left alive.

Kai: The Time Prophet has seen your order destroyed by the Brunnen-G.

His Divine Shadow: The Time Prophet's vision appears to be flawed.

[Stabs Kai in the chest with a dagger]

His Divine Shadow: [an officer steps forward as His Shadow looks to him]

Foreshadow Officer: We will incinerate the carcass.

His Divine Shadow: No. This last specimen of the now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits punishment beyond death. Transport him to the bio-scholars.

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