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Kenan & Kel (TV Series 1996–2000) Poster

(1996–2000)

Quotes

Kenan: Who loves orange soda?

Kel Kimble: K-K-Kel loves orange soda.

Kenan: Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?

Kel Kimble: MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!

Kel Kimble: Aw, here it goes.

Kenan: Oh, you know that reminds me. Kel I think we left our...

[thinks for an excuse]

Kenan: donkey in the kitchen.

Kel Kimble: [they go in the kitchen and Kel looks around for a donkey] Kenan, where's the donkey we left in here?

Kenan: There's no donkey in here!

Kel Kimble: What, you mean he ran away? Well, maybe we can catch him!

[opens the door and runs out]

Kel Kimble: Donkey! Come on donkey, come back! Donkey please! We love you, donkey!

[Kenan closes the door and Kel can be faintly heard yelling donkey at the top of his lungs]

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[repeated line]

Kenan: WHY?

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Kel Kimble: [while sneaking up behind Kenan, who is rummaging through his locker] BOO!

Kenan: [jumps and bangs his head on his locker] Man, don't do that!

Kel Kimble: How come?

Kenan: Because I don't like starting off my day with a concussion. Call me unusual.

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Kenan: Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!

[Runs away]

Kel Kimble: Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!

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[repeated line]

Kel Kimble: Ah here goes!

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[repeated line]

Kenan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

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Kel Kimble: [enters Rigby's] What's happenin'?

Chris Potter: Kel, could you please toss me the duster?

[grabs a can of peas and chucks it at him]

Chris Potter: Oh! Ah! What did you do that for?

Kel Kimble: Well, you told me to throw a can of peas at ya.

Chris Potter: I asked you to toss me the *duster!*

Kel Kimble: Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at ya.

Chris Potter: Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?

Kel Kimble: I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.

Chris Potter: YOU SEEM KIND OF STRANGE!

[he leaves]

Kel Kimble: Sheesh, what's his problem?

Kenan: Kel, you just hit the man with a can of food!

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[repeated line heard at the end of the first two seasons]

Kenan: [narrating] "Kenan & Kel" was recorded in front of a live audience at Nickelodeon Studios Orlando at Universal Studios, Florida.

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Kenan: Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy!

Kel Kimble: Kenan, I already have a heart, and

[deep voice]

Kel Kimble: courage! Kenan? Aww... here it goes!

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[Kenan and Kel are being chased by bikers in the middle of a biker bar]

Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Look, the Great Wall Of China!

[All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there]

Kenan: [approaches Kel] Kel.

Kel Kimble: Shh, Kenan, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China.

Kenan: [yelling in his ear] There ain't no Great Wall Of China over there! I mean, run!

[the bikers continue the chase around the bar]

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Chris Potter: Shiny cow. Shiny cow. Mooo.

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Chris Potter: [while taking inventory of potatoes in the store] One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

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Kel Kimble: Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula.

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Roger Rockmore: Kel, what are you laughing at?

Kel Kimble: The T.V.!

Sheryl Rockmore: The T.V.'s not on.

Kel Kimble: I know, its just a funny looking T.V.!

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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