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(1996 TV Mini-Series)

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Daniel Feeld: It's the feeling that everything, so to say, out there has been prearranged, and all you have is a sliver of stage to act on. I don't know what to call it.

Anna Griffiths: Paranoia?

Daniel Feeld: Ha! I've always wanted to be an artsy fartsy arsehole, Anna. That's why I subscribe to that wonderful magazine, what's it called? Sight and Sound!

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Arthur 'Pig' Mallion: What a lucky boy you turned out to be, eh?

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Arthur 'Pig' Mallion: I don't give a pint of horse piss about your private life! This is where you get paid, this is where you bring your pretty little arse, on time!

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Nick Balmer: I have a whole team set to eliminate a Mister Pig Mallion. A joke I'm sure eludes you.

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Linda Langer: It's like some sort of story, and it's gone all wrong!

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Ian: [Editing] Can I say this?

Nick Balmer: Of course.

Ian: ...Och, you're fond of the wee lassy, the noo.

Nick Balmer: What are you saying? Take your kilt off!

Ian: I'm saying, Nick, that it shows!

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Daniel Feeld: But it's the crucial, comic, character defining moment. "Each night I ask the stars up above, why must I be a teenager in love?"

Anna Griffiths: It's too on the nose.

Daniel Feeld: Yes, right bang on the snoz, love!

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1st Hostess: They all start looking the same, don't they?

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Arthur 'Pig' Mallion: Listen, if you've dropped me in it, you're not going to like the look of your pretty face any more, and that's a promise.

Linda Langer: Don't say that, Arthur, please.

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Sandra Sollars: What's it called, your story?

Daniel Feeld: Karaoke.

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Consultant: An obstruction in the pancreas.

Daniel Feeld: Is that a euphemism, don't you mean growth?

Consultant: Ah, but we don't know if it's benign or malignant.

Daniel Feeld: An obstruction. Well, it's what I've always wanted to be.

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Daniel Feeld: Stressed? Me? I'M AS GENTLE AS THE BEAT OF AN ANGEL'S WING!

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