Judge Judy (1996–2021)

Jeff Schwartzbine: Self - Plaintiff

Quotes 

• Plaintiff : [Describing an altercation with a traffic cop]  He wasn't listening to what I had to say...

  Judge Judy : He doesn't have to listen to you! If you want someone to listen to you, you should go to a psychiatrist!

• Plaintiff : The police said get in by any means necessary.

  Judge Judy : I don't believe it! That never happens!

• Plaintiff : I'm sorry, I'm very nervous.

  Judge Judy : Well - get un-nervous.

• Plaintiff : He signed me a promissory note...

  Judge Judy : I don't care if he signed you the Declaration of Independence!