Dionne Marie Davenport: In ten years we'll be twenty-seven, almost old enough to play high school students on TV!
Amber Princess Mariens: I've been tormenting her since the first grade and I never had to use the same insult twice!
Cher Horowitz: Di, let's become nuns.
Dionne Marie Davenport: We do look smashing in black and white.
Cher Horowitz: And then he was gone! Gone like a Chevy Chase movie after opening weekend!
[Cher and Dionna stare at her]
Amber: What? It could be a crossover episode!
Dionne: I think I've figured out the murderer's plan. He's killing off... the semi-regulars!
Dionne: How's my breath?
[Blows into Cher's face]
Cher: Ew, doritos. Mine?
[Blows into Dionne's face]
Amber: Oh look! The airheads are giving each other a refill!
Debbie: I'm not a murderer, I'm just a cheerleader holding a knife!
Police Officer: And where is this Debbie now?
Cher: Oh, she went to Trashy to get some new panties with Coach Deemer.
Police Officer: With the gym teacher?
Cher: Oh, it's not what you think. Coach Deemer is a woman.
[Everyone exchanges akward glances]
[a murderer is on the loose and the gang has just heard Amber screaming in the distance]
Dionne Marie Davenport: Satan has taken her home!