Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996 Video)
Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
Kate (White) Reilly: Who named them graboids anyway?
Earl Bassett: [chuckles] A friend of ours, Walter Chang, he named them, then they ate him.
Grady: You mean they've been acting so smart because they're so stupid.
[about a groaning Graboid]
Earl Bassett: Must be sick.
Grady: Probably ate someone that didn't agree with it.
[Burt has just blown up a Graboid]
Burt: Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit -
[pebbles rain down onto his helmet]
Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.
[Upon being introduced to Burt's anti-tank rifle]
Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'.
Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune.
Burt Gummer: I didn't know... how could I have known? I wanted maximum penetration!
Earl Bassett: [Looks at destroyed engine] Well, you got it.
Grady: Is that a Coyote?
Earl Bassett: Yup.
[it howls again]
Grady: Man he better keep quiet.
[another howl cut short by the sound of the coyote being eaten]
Earl Bassett: Yup.
Grady: No offense Earl but you're nervous as a Chihuahua.
Earl Bassett: I'm not nervous, I'm alert.
Earl Bassett: [Grady and Earl have wrecked their truck and are stranded; however, they're excited as they've just caught a live graboid]
[to Kate over the radio]
Earl Bassett: Look, we need help. Will you tell Pedro to bring that big truck out here. It's got a crane on it, doesn't it?
Kate (White) Reilly: [over radio] Yeah. It's gonna take him hours to get there.
Grady: [Grady whoops in background]
[referring to the graboid]
Grady: We're gonna haul his ass off to Monster World!
Earl Bassett: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE DAMN GROUND!
Grady: [Grady and Earl are discussing what they're gonna do with their money in the back of Earl's truck] I'm thinking big. I'm thinking theme park. Yeah, "Grady Hoover's World of Natural Wonders."
Grady: [the wind blows Grady's umbrella off the truck and jumps onto the ground to retrieve it] Or maybe Monster World, or Monster Land, or Worm World.
Earl Bassett: How 'bout Loony World. Seems to fit. Get off the ground!
Grady: [it's night, Grady and Earl are waiting on top of their stranded truck for Pedro to arrive, an explosion sounds in the distance]
[referring to Burt]
Grady: Jesus! He got another one.
Earl Bassett: That man never sleeps.
[two more explosions sound in the distance]
Burt Gummer: [over radio] Guys, Burt here. Doing a little night fishing. Got three of 'em on a cluster chare. I'd say we're about even now. Over.
Earl Bassett: Come on, Burt. This isn't a competition.
Burt Gummer: [over radio] Well, who's competing? I'm just saying the score is tied, that's all. Over.
Grady: Well, 'son', no it isn't, cuz we just caught a live one. How 'bout that.
Burt Gummer: [over radio] A live one? How in the hell...
Grady: Well, that's our little secret. Happy hunting, Burt.
[turns radio off]
Earl Bassett: [laughing] I'll bet that burned his skinny ass!
Kate (White) Reilly: Believe it or not I was actually a Playmate once. Almost gave my dad a heart attack.
Earl Bassett: Miss October 1974?
Kate (White) Reilly: Shit!
Earl Bassett: [to Grady] You know, you might come in useful. While they are eating you it will give me a chance to get away.
Kate (White) Reilly: That's um... a bit much, don't you think?
[the men stare blankly]
Kate (White) Reilly: I guess I'm wrong... I hope I'm right.
Kate (White) Reilly: What's he doing? Has he got some kind of plan?
Earl Bassett: Burt always has a plan when he does something. Well... usually.
Earl Bassett: [loses at rock-paper-scissors] No!
Earl Bassett: Rock rips through paper!
Señor Ortega: We have already contacted your partner, Señor McKee, but he was unwilling to help us...
Earl Bassett: Sure. Val married a good woman. Why would he want to die?
[hiding from the Shriekers, Earl, Grady, and Kate are on top of some containers, Burt is inside the scoop of a bulldozer]
Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets?
Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation...
Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off!
Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!
[a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly]
Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up!
Earl Bassett: You want to hunt graboids, you better know geology. You drive, I'm going to keep my eye on this seismojigger thing.
Burt Gummer: [Earl has set a bomb to blow up a garage containing the Shriekers] Earl! Earl, the bomb, how long did you set it for?
Earl Bassett: Oh, I... I don't know, I just punched in some numbers and threw it in the back of your truck!
Burt Gummer: [horrified] You WHAT? That's 2,5 tons of high explosives, Earl!
Earl Bassett: You mean that's not enough?
Earl Bassett: Oh Burt, don't tell me it's not enough!
Burt Gummer: Not enou... Never mind, just run! Run!
Earl Bassett: [faced with a huge number of Graboids] We're gonna need some help!
Grady: Help? Who'd be crazy enough to wanna help us in this mess?
[scene cuts to Burt Gummer]
Earl Bassett: That ain't no Graboid, it's something more dangerous.
Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical NEED TO KNOW information.
Grady: [realizing Earl tricked him] Wait a minute!
[turns to Burt]
Grady: Paper wraps rock, doesn't it?
Burt Gummer: [sighs in annoyance] Paper ALWAYS wraps rock.