Toy Story (1995)
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
Woody: [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What? What are you talkin' about?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses] YOU ARE A *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Buzz: [waves in military fashion] Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Woody: [walks off grumbling] Rendezvous with Star Command.
Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Sid Phillips: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid Phillips: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid Phillips: It's busted.
Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid Phillips: Huh?
Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid Phillips: [hyperventilating] W-we?
Woody: That's right, your toys!
[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]
Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!
[Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]
[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr. Shark: [Pops out right next to Woody, wearing his hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha...
[snatches his hat away]
Woody: Gimme that!
Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens ] It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?
Woody: [Running towards Buzz in a Mocking sort of Manner] Oh Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Thank Goodness! We've Got Trouble!
Buzz: Trouble? Trouble where?
Woody: Down there. A helpless toy is trapped, Buzz!
Buzz: On it!
[Buzz jumps over to the Side of the Desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's Remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz: I don't see anything!
Woody: Oh he's there, just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up Board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's Globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody: [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the Windowsill, but the Globe strikes Andy's Folding-Arm Desk Lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
[Buzz flies into the Bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky Dog: [the Rest of Andy's Toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]
Woody: [Whispering to Buzz from inside the Milk-crate, which he can't get out of since Sid placed a Toolbox ontop of it] Psst! Hey Buzz!
[No response, Woody throws a washer against Buzz' helmet. Buzz slowly looks over]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
[Buzz looks away]
Woody: Oh, come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why sure you can Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly!
Buzz: No, Woody. For the first time, I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Woody: Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: Not, it is!
[Points through the Window to Andy's Room]
Woody: Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!
Buzz: [Buzz looks at his Plastic Parts and Fake Control Panel] But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [sighs] Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a Cool Toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure. All I can do is this.
[Pulls his Pull String]
Woody: [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot!
Woody: Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Woody leans against the milk-crate, and Buzz looks at the sole of his foot with Andy's Name printed on. He glances back at Woody with a look of determination across his face from the Words Woody gave to him]
Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
Woody: [Excitedly] Too Infinity and Beyond!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...
[sighs in frustration]
Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.
Andy: [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
[empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]
Andy: Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!
[has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]
Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
[as Potato Head]
Andy: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
[as the sheep, on a toy car track]
Andy: Help! Baaa! Help us!
[as Bo Peep]
Andy: Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
[brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] Reach for the sky!
Andy: [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
Andy: I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!
[pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?
[as Mr. Potato Head]
Andy: Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,
[Andy places down Slinky Dog]
Andy: with a built-in force field!
Andy: Well, I brought my dinosaur!
[brings out Rex]
Andy: Who eats force field dogs!
[making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]
Andy: Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
[Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]
Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!
[pulls Woody's string]
Woody: [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]
Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?
Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!
Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1: The claw is our master.
Alien #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.
Buzz: Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Woody: [sneaks up on Buzz] Hello!
[Buzz yells. Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody]
Woody: Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
Buzz: [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, let's see, we got double-A's.
Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.
[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz...
Buzz: Don't you get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.
[breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!
Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that Wimpy Cowboy Doll?
[Woody hides inside the milk crate. Sid searching for Woody spots the milk crate and picks it up to find nothing]
Sid Phillips: [Sid continues to search as Woody clings to the inside of the crate, and steps on Buzz lying on the floor] Yes, I've always wanted to send a Spaceman into Orbit.
[Side puts the Milk Crate Woody had been hiding in onto a nearby desk. Woody watches in horror as Sid straps the Explosive Rocket onto Buzz with Duct Tape]
Sid Phillips: [Noticing a Lightning Strike outside] Oh no!
Sid Phillips: [Walking over to the Window and Bangs his head against it in Frustration] Aww man!
[Sid places Buzz on the desk next to Woody, and starts up his Alarm Clock]
Sid Phillips: Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the Launch Site. Tomorrow's Forecast: Sunny, Ha, ha, ha! Sweet Dreams!
Mr. Potato Head: [Noticing Woody calling from Sid's house] Son of a building block!It's Woody!
Hamm: He's in the psycho's bedroom!
Bo Peep: Woody?
Woody: Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky Dog: I knew you'd come back!
Bo Peep: What are you doing over there?
Woody: It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!
[Woody throws a String of Christmas Lights across to Andy's Window, which Slinky grabs successfully]
Slinky Dog: I got it!
Woody: Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!
Mr. Potato Head: Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?
[Snatches the lights off Slinky]
Slinky Dog: Hey!
Bo Peep: Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
[the other toys shake their head]
Mr. Potato Head: And now you wanna let him back over here?
Woody: No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is right here. He's with me.
Woody: [Calling to Buzz] Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!
[Buzz sits on the floor of Sid's Room, peeling off the sticker of his wrist communicator]
Woody: Just a sec.
Woody: [Walks back into Sid's Room and calls over to Buzz] Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]
Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.
Woody: [Feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's Car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Woody spots Buzz up at the Sunroof, staring down at him]
[Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs]
Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?
[Buzz glares at him, speechless]
Woody: Right? Buddy?
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
[Buzz attacks Woody, knocking them both out of the open car door]
Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
[Buzz punches Woody in the face, having it spin around for a brief momemt, then he gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Buzz: [Through his button speakers whilst as Woody attacks him] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue.
Andy's Mom: [Andy and his Mum just re-enter the car] Next stop...
Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
[Woody and Buzz stop fighting and pause]
[Andy and his Mum drive off as Woody and Buzz watch in horror, leaving them behind at the Gas Station]
Woody: [Walks away from Buzz, and pauses] He doesn't realise I'm not there?
[Sulking out loud]
Woody: I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
Mr. Potato Head: [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.
Slinky Dog: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex: What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car: [RC Whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this is *no* accident!
Bo Peep: What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex: [Nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.
Alien #1: A stranger.
Alien #2: From the outside.
Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in piece.
[All the Alien Toys gather around him]
Alien: [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
Woody: You actually think you're *the* Buzz Lightyear? Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!
Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]
Woody: Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!
Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.
Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
[camera pans out]
Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!
[camera zooms back in]
[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]
Andy: Can I help you fill up?
Andy's Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive.
Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy: Yup, yup. Very funny, Mom.
Woody: [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]
Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]
Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
[Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]
Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.
[the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]
Woody: Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
[the Mutant Toys get scared away]
Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's Mom: Sid?
Sid Phillips: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!
[Woody and Buzz pass over the Moving Van]
Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!
[Buzz closes his wings, and the two land through the Open Roof of Andy's Car, landing in a box packed right next to Andy]
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Woody: [From inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
[Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
[Both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the Moving Man pull into Andy's Driveway]
Buzz: Woody! It's the Moving Van!
Woody: We've gotta get out of here, now!
[Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the Edge of the Desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]
Woody: Buzz! Hey, I'm out!
Buzz: [Continuing to push the crate] Almost there!
[the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]
Buzz: [Noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the Edge of the Desk] Woody! Are you alright?
Woody: [Lifting up the Toolbox that fell ontop of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.
[Sid's Alarm Clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]
Sid Phillips: [Waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!
[Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his Dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]
Woody: Listen, lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, *stop* with this *spaceman* thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz: Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz: [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?
[Pushes Buzz and opens his helmet. Buzz chokes the "Toxic Air" around him]
Buzz: [Sniffs] Air!
Buzz: How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!
[closes his helmet]
Buzz: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!
[as Woody and Buzz rocket up and toss RC back into the Moving Van]
Woody: AAAAAH! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today.
[Buzz opens his wings, cutting the Duct Tape from the Rocket just before it explodes]
Sid Phillips: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...
Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Rex: Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm: Way to go, Rex!
Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant: ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Sid Phillips: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's Mom: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!
Sid Phillips: [running off] All right!
Minesweeper soldier: [after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled] Just... just go on without me!
Sergeant: [goes over to him and helps him up] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!
Buzz: [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!
Rex: [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy!
Buzz: [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!
[pulls off his moustache]
Woody: [after RC's batteries die after as Woody and Buzz chase after the Moving Van] Great!
Buzz: [Buzz drops RC's Remote, and looks at Woody's Side Pocket] Woody! The Rocket!
Woody: The Match! Yes! Thankyou, Sid!
[Woody lights the match against the road, only for a car to drive over them, blowing it out]
Woody: [Sulking to the ground] No! No, no, no, no, noooooo!
[the Sunlight streams through Buzz' helmet, acting just like Sid's Magnifying Glass from earlier, leaving a tiny white-hot dot shining at the back of Woody's hand. This gives him an idea]
Buzz: [as Woody grabs onto Buzz' Helmet] What are you doing?
Woody: Hold still Buzz!
[Woody places his hot hand against the fuse of the Rocket, lighting it up successfully, and hops back onto RC with Buzz]
Buzz: You did it! Next stop, Andy!
Woody: Wait a minute. I just lit a Rocket. Rockets explode!
[the Rocket lights up, sending Woody, Buzz and RC racing up fast towards the Moving Van]
Slinky Dog: Woody? Where'd you go?
Mr. Potato Head: He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
[Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
Woody: Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there.
Woody: [Intimidating Buzz' voice] Oh hi, how you doing?
[the other toys from Andy's Room stare at Woody confused]
Woody: You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now.
Woody: [Imitating Buzz] You bet, Too Infinity and Beyond!
Woody: Gimme five!
[Hi fives Buzz' severed arm and chuckles without the others knowing, as they look in amazement]
Rex: Hey look, it is Buzz!
Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along Woody! I never doubted you for a second.
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Slinky Dog: Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here.
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.
Lenny the Binoculars: Look. There's Woody and Buzz riding RC.
[Barbie hold up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the Van]
Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!
Slinky Dog: I knew he was right all along!
Woody: [Coming to life for the first time in the film] Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!
Sergeant: [He and the Other Green Soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody] There he is men! Get him!
Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his Pull String!
[He and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out]
Bo Peep: Will you boys stop it?
Andy: Ok Mum, I'll be right down. I've just gotta get Buzz!
[All the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz]
Andy: Mum have you seen Buzz?
Andy's Mom: He should be right in your room, where you left him?
[Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose]
Andy's Mom: Andy, I'm heading out the door!
Andy: Mum, I can't find him!
Andy's Mom: Well honey, just take some other toy. Now, come on!
Andy: [Picks up Woody and heads to the Car] OK.
Bo Peep: What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?
Woody: [blushing and giggling] Oh-ho yeah. Thought so.
Buzz: [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.
Announcer on Intercom at Pizza Planet: [At Pizza Planet] Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
Buzz: [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!
Woody: [mocking Buzz as they split-up] "Rendezvous with Star Command."
[sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it]
Woody: Pizza Planet?
Woody: Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
[yelling to Buzz]
Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz: [walking out from under the truck, annoyed] Go away!
Woody: No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...
[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top]
Woody: [calling] I found a spaceship!
[Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck]
Woody: [calling] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Buzz: [as the driver asks for directions] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: [nodding his head] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
Buzz: Well, then, let's climb aboard.
[Buzz runs towards the truck]
Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
[Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]
Woody: [whispering] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
[the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt]
Woody: It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]
Woody: [asking a Magic 8 ball] Will Andy pick me?
[Shakes the ball and flips to see the answer:]
Woody: 'Don't count on it'? Awwww! Arrrgh!
[throws the ball down, then it falls down a crack between the table and the wall]
Lenny the Binoculars: [Sid lights the rocket on Combat Carl] He's lighting it! He's lighting it!
Lenny the Binoculars: [toys start to duck] Hit the dirt!
Lenny the Binoculars: [Lenny spots RC with Woody and Buzz rocketing toward the open moving van] Hey, look! It's Woody and Buzz, comin' up fast!
Woody: Hey uh, Slinky?
Slinky Dog: [with a checker board] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No, Slink...
Slinky Dog: All right, you can be red if you want.
Woody: Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
Slinky Dog: [shouts] Bad news?
[all the toys freeze]
Woody: Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog: Got it.
[walks away slowly with his head down]
Woody: Be happy!
Slinky Dog: [laughs hysterically]
Woody: [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] All right, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all come down?
Rex: [yells] Yes, yes, we promise!
Woody: O-KAY! Save your batteries.
Sid Phillips: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Sid Phillips: Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know.
Sid Phillips: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?
Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.
Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.
Sergeant: Yes, sir!
Sergeant: All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!
Sid Phillips: [Referring to Hannah's Doll] Oh No Hannah, look at Janey! She's Sick!
Hannah: [as Sid snatches her] No she's not!
Sid Phillips: I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
Hannah: [Chasing Sid up to his Room] Sid, gave her back!
Hannah: [as Sid closes the Door] Sid!
[Sid throws his bag with Woody and Buzz onto his bed, and gets out a plastic face mask]
Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
[Woody and Buzz watch in horror as Sid places Janey's head into a vice! He does the same to a Toy Pterodactyl's body]
Sid Phillips: [Now with the Pterodactyl's head on Janey's body] Doctor you've done it!
Sid Phillips: [Walking to the door with Hannah waiting outside] Hannah! Janey's all better now!
Hannah: [Hannah shrieks in horror at the sight of what Sid did to Janey and runs downstairs] Mum, Mum!
Sid Phillips: She's lying! Whatever she says is not true!
[Throws the Toy onto the floor, as the Pterodactyl's head falls off]
Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex: Oh no, not Sid!
Woody: Has everybody picked a moving buddy?
Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious!
Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!
Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?
Mr. Potato Head: [as Woody tries to persuade everyone that Buzz is alright so that they may help him over] Wait just a minute here. What are you trying to pull?
Woody: [Throwing both hands into the air, accidentally revealing Buzz' severed arm completely] Nothing!
[the toys from Andy's Room in horror, and Rex throws up at the sight of it]
Hamm: That is Disgusting!
Mr. Potato Head: *Murderer*
Woody: No, no no no. It's not what you think. I swear!
Mr. Potato Head: Save it for the jury!
[Throws the String of Christmas Lights out the window, which go flying back to Sid's house where Woody is pleading for mercy, and land into Sid's Yard]
Mr. Potato Head: I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep!
[He and the other toys start to leave]
Woody: Don't leave! You've gotta help us please!You don't know what's it's like over here!
Woody: [to Slinky] Slink, please! Please listen to me1 Slink, don't...
[Slinky sadly close the blind]
Woody: [Sadly] SLI-I-I-I-NKYYY!
Buzz: [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport!
[Woody punches him in the shoulder]
Buzz: Good work, Woody.
Mr. Potato Head: [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.
Hamm: Miss. G-6.
Mr. Potato Head: Aw, you sunk it!
Mr. Potato Head: Are you peeking?
Hamm: Hey, quit your whining and pay up.
[Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears]
Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
Mr. Potato Head: [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?
Slinky Dog: [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]
Rex: Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
Rex: Where could he be?
Hannah: [after Buzz falls to the floor while trying to fly out the window; his arm has fallen as a result] Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
Sid's Mom: [as Hannah picks up Buzz and his arm] What, dear? What was that?
Hannah: Never mind.
[Andy walks down to the car with Woody to go to Pizza Planet, confused of how Buzz would mysteriously disappear]
Andy: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Andy's Mom: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
[Buzz, shown be be alright, pops out from the bushes angered with Woody, and hops onto the Rear Bumper of Andy's Car as it drives off]
[Sid at Pizza Planet ends up spotting Buzz in the Alien Claw Game, much to Woody's shock]
Sid Phillips: A Buzz Lightyear? No way.
[the claw reaches down and collects Buzz successfully]
Sid Phillips: Yes!
[Woody grabs Buzz' legs, trying to pull him out and stop him from being obtained]
Sid Phillips: [Banging against the glass] HEY!
All Aliens: [as Woody struggles to pull Buzz out of the Claw Machine] He has been chosen.
[the Alien Toys all push Woody back through]
Woody: Stop it! Stop it!
Sid Phillips: [after having obtained both Buzz and Woody] Alright, Double Prizes!
Sid Phillips: [Picks up them both] Let's go home and play.
[Sid chuckles as the camera zooms in on his shirt]
Sid Phillips: [In Panic] The Toys! The Toys are alive!
Sid Phillips: [whimpering] Nice Toy!
[Hannah holds her New Sally Doll out at Sid in Fear, and chases him upstairs]
Hannah: What's wrong Sid? Don't you wanna play with Sally?