Princess Ernestine: La Miranda, girl, why do you always put yourself though this?
La Miranda: Why, Princess Ernestine? It's for the sheer, irresistible goddamn glamour of it all.
La Miranda: See, there's as many Stonewall stories as there's gay queens in New York, and that's a shit load of stories, baby. Everywhere you go in Manhattan, or America, or the entire damn world, you're gonna here some new legend. Well this is my legend honey, okay? My Stonewall legend.
Vito: Okay, girls. We see ID, or we see blood.
La Miranda: Here's my ID, baby. You recognize?
Helen Wheels: Hey Vito, you want me to come home with you tonight, baby?
La Miranda: Chicka. Chicka, I love that outfit more every time I see it.
Mizz Moxie: Which is a lot of love, honey.
Helen Wheels: And a lot of nerve too, girl.
La Miranda: Tramp!
Matty Dean: I think we broke my goddamn nose.
La Miranda: Ahh, forget you, they confiscated my damn makeup bag. Okay, now that's brutality!
Matty Dean: Somehow, I believed it would be different in New York.
La Miranda: Yeah, well, Miss Liberty lies.
La Miranda: I don't do tears.
Matty Dean: Don't you ever get this angry?
La Miranda: I don't do angry.
La Miranda: You see this face! There will be no tears here, no tears!
Matty Dean: How can they just do this? Like we don't have a fucking constitution or nothing.
La Miranda: We don't! They do!
Matty Dean: Who the fuck is they?
La Miranda: America! Big America! The other America!
Matty Dean: Fuck the big America! We're the real America, at least we believe in fucking freedom. Right? You don't even get what I'm talking about, do you?
La Miranda: Yeah, little 'ol dumb me, how could I possibly get it?
La Miranda: Matty Dean, do they have draqs where you come from?
Matty Dean: Well, naturally.
La Miranda: Well, then you know it ain't hip to call a D.Q. he.
La Miranda: Is your family rich?
Matty Dean: What's my family got to do wit this?
La Miranda: I'm just trying to fig out how someone so smart could be so stupid.
Matty Dean: Who was your first?
La Miranda: First lay?
Matty Dean: First love.
La Miranda: I don't do love.
Bostonia: Can't we just get away from this tired town?
Vinnie: Where nobody knows us?
Bostonia: Honey, nobody knows us here.
Helen Wheels: So how late is he know?
La Miranda: About 30 seconds later than you the last time you asked me. Don't piss me off!
Matty Dean: [posing as La Miranda] : Oh, doctor, how '50s you be. Me, I'm living in the other state, between maleness and femaleness.
Psychiatrist: Which is?
Matty Dean: Fabulousness!
Lucy Tania: If my mother hears the word "Stonewall" she has to take a heart pill.
La Miranda: Hey Lady Ernestine! Gimmie a shot of Jackie D, will ya?
Princess Ernestine: That's Princess Ernestine to you, bitch.
La Miranda: That's Princess Bitch to you, lady.
La Miranda: Matty Dean? Baby? I'm your knight in shining armor, baby. Your boy and your lady. I'm your mama lying. I'm your man. I will fight for you, dress for you... even cry for you. But only for you, baby. Never for them. NEVER for them.
Vinnie: Cryptika? Do you love me?
Bostonia: Now what kind of asshole question is that?
Vinnie: Did I ever tell you that I love you?
Bostonia: No, you son of a bitch.
Bostonia: Don't push me, Mary. I am not in the mood.
Uniformed Cop: Awww, she ain't in the mood. Ain't we in the mood? Are we on the rag, dearie? And what if my little buddy here is in the mood?
Uniformed Cop: Poor little faggot don't know whether to kill me or kiss me.
Bostonia: [Hits the cop] Guess I made up my mind.
Bostonia: And who is this kid I'm bailing out of the slammer after getting his ass where it wasn't wanted or paid for?
Matty Dean: I'm Matty Dean
Bostonia: Matty Dean? God damn hillbilly.
La Miranda: Now Bostonia, don't...
Bostonia: You do not speak or I will slap you upside your head. Now kid, I was there and I saw what you did. You might have thought it was cool, and it might've felt cool in some freaky way. But you do not give them a reason to put their hands on you. If we bleed, we do not win, dig?
Matty Dean: Well maybe it's their turn to bleed.
Bostonia: Wake up call. If you guys pull this shit again I'll kick your asses myself, got it?