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Something to Talk About (1995) Poster

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[Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]

Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here.

Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe...

Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?

Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.

Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?

Eddie Bichon: No!

Grace: Help me get him up.

Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there!

Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.

Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?

Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.

Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?

Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.

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Grace: Emma Rae, I have a cookbook to put out, and a daughter to raise, and the God damn winter Grand Prix. And I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve, so please, don't ask me to stop and think!

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Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you?

Grace: Why'd you ask me?

Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you?

Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!

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Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room.

Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!

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Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?

Emma Rae: Prob'ly the same thing he was thinkin' with.

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Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.

Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?

Eddie Bichon: Yes.

Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

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Emma Rae: I've got to see a horse about a man.

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Wyly King: You understand what I'm saying?

Grace: I think so.

[clears throat]

Grace: You're telling me that if I just, eat shit politely with a knife and fork, and just learn to swallow the handfuls of bullshit that he serves up to me then everything will be just a-okay. Is that it daddy? I mean that's what you're saying isn't it daddy? I mean isn't-

[spills food, gets up and walks away]

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Emma Rae: [to Grace, about Eddie] You married a guy whose nickname in college was Hound Dog. What did you expect was going to happen?

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Wyly King: All of our friends complain about how their kids grow up and run off and they never hear from them anymore. Why the hell can't that happen to us?

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Wyly King: I may have fooled around a little bit, but I've never cheated.

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Grace: Daddy, I'm sorry.

Wyly King: Don't be.

Grace: I'm not.

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Wyly King: You know you were lucky to get her the first time.

Eddie Bichon: It was a damn miracle.

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Wyly King: Son, I guess you're right. I don't know my ass from Bakersfield. Or is it shit from Shinola?

Jamie Johnson: Either way.

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Grace: Yeah, I just want to ask how many people here has NOT had sex with my husband?

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Aunt Rae: It's just a man on a horse baby, just a man on a horse.

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