Memorable quotes for
A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995) More at IMDbPro »

Garet: I belong in a maximum security prison for men! Augh!
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Garet: When it comes to love, my friend, women cannot be trusted. They say one thing, they mean another. They're evil. They're the most evil of all creatures.
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Stephanie Potts: Let me explain something to you about the world. I've seen it. And if you think that once you leave, men get smarter
[shakes her head]
Stephanie Potts: they don't.
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Stephanie Potts: For God's sakes, will you please sit down and shut up? You're starting to act like me, and it's really giving me a headache.
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Stephanie Potts: [Walks up to Garet sulking in a train station] Ahem.
Garet: Stephanie?
[She punches him, knocking him off his seat]
Garet: Wha-? Wha-? What was that for?
Stephanie Potts: I am tired of waiting for you. Now, whether you know it or not, we are in love with each other.
Garet: You're in love with me?
Stephanie Potts: Is there an echo in here? Yes, I am in love with you. And it's an aching, torturous love, which wrenches the lower extremities. Now, get up before I throw you onto the tracks.
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