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Nine Months (1995)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 12 July 1995 (USA)
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When he finds out his longtime girlfriend is pregnant, a commitment-phobe realizes he might have to change his lifestyle for better or much, much worse.

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(film "Neuf mois"), (screenplay)
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1 win & 2 nominations. See more awards »

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Molly Dwyer (as Alexa Vega)
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Older Woman
Edward Ivory ...
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James Brady ...
Bicyclist (as James M. Brady)
Charles Martinet ...
Arnie (as Charles A. Martinet)
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Samuels life is perfect. That is, until he finds out his girlfriend is pregnant. Now he must face the issues that come with being an expecting father, in a most entertaining way. Written by Anonymous

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Ready or Not.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated PG-13 for language and sexual innuendo | See all certifications »

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12 July 1995 (USA)  »

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Nueve meses  »

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$69,700,000 (USA)
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Sarah Jessica Parker was considered for the role of Rebecca Taylor. See more »

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While trying to operate the adjustable examination table during his first meeting with Sam and Rebecca, Dr. Kosevich knocks off the paper covering the table. It then reappears later in the scene. See more »

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Marty: I'm not gonna buy your damn video!
Arnie: But the kids will love it...
Marty: My kids will hate it because they think your show sucks!
Arnie: [after a long pause] Oh.
Samuel Faulkner: Thanks anyway.
Arnie: Oh sure, no hard feelings okay?
Marty: Alright.
[He and Samuel walk away]
Arnie: Ah ya cheap shit.
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At the beginning of the end credits, baby pictures of the main cast are shown with their individual credits. See more »

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Referenced in Conan: It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope (2011) See more »

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19th Nervous Breakdown
Written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
Performed by The Rolling Stones
Published by ABKCO Music, Inc.
by arrangement with ABKCO Records
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Not very entertaining...
17 July 2002 | by (Owensboro, KY) – See all my reviews

I had heard this flick was pretty bad from the 'real' movie critics, and it even got panned on the Simpsons, so I knew I was in for it when my grandmother saw it starting on TV and proclaimed that she MUST see it. Apparently, she heard that it was a classic. She heard wrong. Now I did not see the entire movie, but about 45 minutes of it. This may make my review invalid in some people's eyes, but trust me, Nine Months could not possibly have saved itself. When you've been watching a comedy for over half an hour and have not laughed once, then it is safe to say that chuckle won't come. The jokes were either childish or outdated, like the running mantis gag (please) or Tom Arnold scolding his kids to stop eating someone else's food while he himself is stuffing his face with crackers (har har). And, I swear, do we really need to see "Let's Get It On" in another movie sex scene? I don't know how many times I've seen this excuse for comedy lately. They even used it in Austin Powers 2, so you'd think other movies would take a hint! To conclude, Hugh Grant is a skinny, pasty Brit with bad teeth and Tom Arnold used to be married to Roseanne. Yeah, two great leading men ladies and gentlemen. And if Hugh's character doesn't want to have kids, I don't blame him. We never see any children in this thing who actually act polite or nice, except from afar. Yeah, that's a mature way to decide you want a baby. Ah, look honey, that baby fifteen feet away is making a sand castle. PLANT YOUR SEED NOW! Never mind the fact that a baby costs MONEY, and it CRIES, no no. Since I did not see the entire thing, let's just leave this review without a score. Does that make everyone happy? Okay, great.


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