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Virus: What about Meg?
Dags: Meg's gay.
Virus: Well if anyone can change her back it's you.

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Carla: Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?

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Dags: So why don't you just ditch the books and come to the back and party with us?
Lisa: I can't.
Dags: Why?
Lisa: 'Cause nobody likes me! Everyone thinks I'm a frigid headcase.
Dags: Well, Virus and Reggie do... but I don't! Look, why don't you prove them wrong by coming to the back and partying with us?
Lisa: Okay! I can be fun!

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Principal Moss: Open the door!
Red: [Driving away] Sorry, man we got a schedule to keep.
Principal Moss: Open the door!
Red: What's the magic word?
Principal Moss: Open the door!
Red: What's the magic word?
Principal Moss: Please!
Red: [Opens the door] The magic word is "Rock and Roll," man.

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Miosky: I wanna do a Jap.
Virus: Hey! How about Carla Morgan? I hear she's half Jewish!
[Miosky slaps Virus across the face]
Miosky: Not that kind of Jap. A real Jap from China. With silky soft skin, almond eyes and straight blonde hair.
Dags: A blonde Japanese. Hmmmm.
Miosky: They're a rare breed, but they're out there - and I'm gonna find one.

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Reggie Barry: Oh, and one final thing, we didn't kill Red, he partied to death!

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Reggie Barry: Heroin, huh?
Herbert Jones: Insulin.
Reggie Barry: Can I, like, buy some from you?

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Dags: Let's do some Van Damme-age.

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Senator Lurman: We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?
Miss Milford: Keyboarding teacher.
Senator Lurman: Whatever.

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Dags: We're not going anywhere with Senator Bunghole!
Senator Lurman: Senator Bunghole?

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Reggie: People, um, say that acid causes, um, brain damage... What did you say?

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President Davis: Son, what do you see as the problems that are effecting our school system.
Mioski: [silent for a minute, then he leans forward] What?

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[the students have found secret information linked to Senator Lurman's scam]
Senator Lurman: How'd you get this?
Reggie: That information is on a 'need to know basis'.
Senator Lurman: You're out of your league, boy!
Miss Milford: Senator Lurman I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Senator Lurman: Oh shut up you little slut.

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Herbert Jones: We don't need this A space, J space, Put a Little Love in Your Heart shit. We need a challenge.

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Ish: [the minute the kids walk into the store] Hey! I will have no trouble from you. You hear me? Behave!
Dags: We'll probably get blamed before we do anything wrong.

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Principal Moss: I'll bet you're wondering why I asked you here in the middle of the night. I have a favor to ask of you, Steve, something that will be our little secret. You up to it?
[Steve kneels down on the floor]
Principal Moss: What are you doing?
Steve Nisser: I thought you wanted...
Principal Moss: I don't want that you idiot!

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Red: Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Where do you think you're going?
Principal Moss: Getting on the bus.
Red: You're on the wrong bus, dude. This is the magic bus.
Principal Moss: I'm counting on you to stick to the schedule. It's percisley 8:06. Let's get going.
Red: [to himself, after Moss walks by] Principal Dickhead.

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Principal Moss: This is the only stop we'll be making between here and Washington D.C. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind.
Virus: Like takin' a wiz!

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Red: You kids, Man, you sure don't know how to party. When I was your age, well, we partied, Man.

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Steve Nisser: People think that we're nothing but a generation of losers. Sitting on our butts, playing video games and watching MTV. That's not true!

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Principal Todd Moss: Must be another senior skip day. Dagestino thinks he can outsmart me. Not in my domain.

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Principal Todd Moss: Dagestino and Reggie invite you to Total Destruction. 12:00, 637 Stratford Road.
Mrs. Winston: Why that's your house!

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Travis: I shall put an end to your dirty Klingon ways.

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Reggie: Um, Dags, I just saw that psycho crossing guard guy in a car with Lt. Uhura
Dags: Sure, dude.

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Policeman: We didn't find your "Star Trek" man. We're gonna have to submit you to a breathalizer, Mr. Woo.
Mrs. Woo: [to Mr. Woo] I told you not to pick him up, asshole.

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Travis: Follow that bus, Mr. Sulu.
Mr. Woo: Sulu? I'm Mr. Woo.
Travis: I see. Traitors to the Federation!
[pulls out a gun]
Travis: Nobody moves!
Wong Woo: Hey, is that a Walther PPK semi-automatic?
Travis: Yes.
Wong Woo: Great! You cover Dad...
[Wong Woo pulls out his own Walther PPK gun and points it at his parents]
Wong Woo: I'll cover Mom.

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[at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]
Miss Milford: Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!
Miss Milford: Hmm.
Meg: Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?
Principal Moss: You people don't deserve Kennedy.
Wanda Baker: Who's Kennedy?

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[propositioning to a lady at a formal party]
Virus: If you're on your knees with a tablecloth over your head, who's gonna know who it is?

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Reggie Barry: "Pop quiz, hotshot- you have 10 underage students craving alcoholic beverages in a store containing your high school principal. What do you do? What-do-you-do?

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[Principal Moss is fast asleep]
Miss Milford: Principal Moss? Principal Moss? Principal Moss!
[to the students]
Miss Milford: I can't wake him up!
Reggie Barry: Is he dead?
Red: Nah, he ain't dead. He's just in a coma.
Miss Milford: What?
Red: Yeah, I guess that car-sick pill is really working on him. It should, it's a "red." A horse tranquilizer.
Miss Milford: But I saw you take a handful of them.
Red: Oh, they don't work on me. That's why they call me Red. I'm immune!
Reggie Barry: Hey, everybody. Moss is in a coma. Let's party!

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Carla Morgan: "Hey Virus, I bet you've never made moves like this in your chess club. Wanna screw?"

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Wanda Baker: Did you ever wonder if Jason has nightmares and that Freddy can invade his nightmares?
Reggie Barry: Yeah.
Wanda Baker: I think about that all the time.

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Wanda Baker: Hey, I know you. You're that smart girl. You wanna get high?

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Dags: Hey, Lisa. Wanna cut next class and go to a party? Come on. I know you like me.
Lisa: Will you leave me alone?
Dags: I'm concerned about you, Lisa. One day, you're gonna wake up and realize that you wasted your whole life studying.
Lisa: And you're gonna wake up one day and realize that you're a loser!

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Principal Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Milford: What are we going to do now?
Dags: Go home.
Lisa: No, we can't let this happen!
Meg: But if we go, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie: Just like Vietnam, no way to win.
Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.
Meg: Yeah. Like that time last year when the school got torched right before finals.
Dags, Reggie: Oh. That was us.
Principal Moss: That was you?
Dags: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

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[the whole gang is drinking on the bus]
Lisa: [drunk] Dags?
Dags: [even more drunk] Yeah? W-what?
Lisa: I've been thinking about our impending relationship. Which I think is a good idea. As long as you don't talk too much, you let me call the shots, and my parents never, never, NEVER find out about you, I think it could work out between us.
[Dags falls out of his seat and passes out on the floor]
Lisa: Hey... are you paying attention to me?

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Carla: If I don't get laid tonight, everyone's gonna think I'm a loser. By the way, have you seen those Kennedy boys? I hear there're lots of fun.

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[Miosky lands on top of an elevator and opens the hatch in the top of the elevator]
Miosky: Hi! I'm Miosky. I'm here to save you.
Du Mi Wong: What happened?
Miosky: Uh... I don't know. Don't move, I'm coming in.
Du Mi Wong: I'm scared.
Miosky: Don't be scared. I'll protect you. Uh, what's your name?
Du Mi Wong: Du Mi.
Miosky: Wha...
[Miosky falls through the hatch into the elevator]

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Meg: Miss Milford, there you are. We've been looking for you. We wanted to let you know how cool it's been. You showing us around Washington and everything.
Miss Milford: Realy?
Wanda Baker: So, we all chipped in and bought you a box of candy.
Miss Milford: [looks in the box] I don't know what to say. How do you know that I like chocolate.
Wanda Baker: Because it's all you ever eat.

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Principal Moss: What are you kids trying to do to me? We're not even in Washington yet and we already have... a fatality!

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Steve Nisser: That does it, you leave me no choice! As student body president, I'm placing you all under citizens arrest! You're all confinded to your rooms until I get Principal Moss.
Dags: Miosky, take care of this guy.
[Miosky eagerly pushes his away towards Steve]
Steve Nisser: Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! Principal Moss!
[Miosky knees Steve in the groin]

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[first lines]
Principal Moss: It's now officially 8:01 people, let's move it!

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Dags: This guy totally trashed your car.
Principal Moss: Not my new Buick?
Reggie Barry: Yeah.
Dags: We tried to chase him and everything, but he got away.
Reggie Barry: He, um, was wearing a Billy Joel T-shirt.

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Pablo: Hey, man, what time's that suit have to be back?

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Pablo: Show us your tits!

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Travis: They never listen to me. Fools. Never listen to me.

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Mrs. Winston: My late husband once wrote a little poem called "Little-"...
[Principal Moss slams door in her face]

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Reggie Barry: Oh, I have a mission for you.
Pablo: You want me to torch the principal's house, huh?
Reggie Barry: Okay. But, uh, first, we need provisions, man.

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Everyone: Surprise! Happy birthday.

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Dags: It's the government, man.
Herbert Jones: The government sucks.

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Senator Lurman: No, no, I... I cannot take any credit for this. This is the President's decision. I had nothing to do with this whatsoever. I am only an errand boy.

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Detective: "Fairmount High School." Must be quite a place.

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Gus Freely - TV Reporter: Hospital sources have no explanation for the sudden disappearance of the mysterious man now known as The Flamer.

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Principal Moss: Stop! That man is mentally challenged!

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Carla: We're soiled, but it's not too late to save others.

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Senator Lurman: That's an out-and-out lie!

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Dags: [car smashes into flagpole, Dags and Reggie get out of hotboxed car] Total destruction.
Reggie Barry: Any harm?
Dags: I don't think so.
Reggie Barry: Wait, there's a scratch.
Dags: Where? Here?
[Flagpole falls onto Principal Moss's car, smashing windscreen]
Dags, Reggie Barry: Uh-Oh.

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