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Mortal Kombat (1995) Poster

(1995)

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Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?

Blade: Do I look like your secretary?

Jax: Trust me, Sonya!

Sonya Blade: I only trust one person, Jax, and you're talking to her.

Johnny Cage: I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.

Johnny Cage: We got a guy with things comin' out of his hands, we got another guy who freezes stuff, and then there's a man, who as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity. I mean, how did he disappear like that? What is goin' on here? WHO IS THIS GUY?

Sonya Blade: Let's just think this through. There IS a rational explanation for all this.

Liu Kang: He's Rayden, god of lightning and protector of the realm of Earth.

Johnny Cage: Oh yeah. THERE'S your rational explanation!

Princess Kitana: To win your next match, use the element which brings life.

Shang Tsung: [Johnny Cage is about to fight Goro] Finish him quickly. Pay me my tribute.

Goro: This puny mortal will be no problem. I'll crush him with one blow.

Johnny Cage: All right? Let's dance.

Lord Rayden: [appears before Cage, Sonya and Liu Kang] Listen, what you are about to face is for more important than...

[to Cage]

Lord Rayden: your ego

[to Sonya]

Lord Rayden: your enemy

[to Liu Kang]

Lord Rayden: or your quest for revenge. You're about to embark on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth. In a tournament called Mortal Kombat.

Blade: Where the hell are we?

Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?

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Johnny Cage: This is where you fall down.

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Liu Kang: I guess you knew it would end this way.

Lord Rayden: Didn't have a clue.

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Johnny Cage: You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...

Liu Kang: It's not her mind you're admiring.

Johnny Cage: It's true.

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Shang Tsung: Flawless victory!

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Liu Kang: You can look into my soul, but you don't own it.

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[about Kano]

Shang Tsung: Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.

Kano: Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

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Shang Tsung: Johnny Cage, I challenge you!

Liu Kang: No! You'll fight me. I am Liu Kang, descendent of Kung Lao. I challenge you to Mortal Kombat.

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Johnny Cage: This is not good... but I'm fine... I can handle this... So this is Outworld, huh? Well, I can see why they want a change of scenery!

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[Johnny has challenged Goro]

Lord Rayden: What have you done?

Johnny Cage: I made a choice. This is OUR tournament, remember? Mortal Kombat. WE fight it!

[Johnny leaves, Rayden smiles]

Lord Rayden: Good. At last one of them has understood.

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Shang Tsung: We are here to fight in Mortal Kombat. Tomorrow the great Kombat begins, and now a taste of things to come.

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Shang Tsung: Your soul is mine...

[pause]

Shang Tsung: Fatality.

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Liu Kang: Shang Tsung killed my brother!

Shang Tsung: You're mine!

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Kano: Give it up, baby. I've studied all your moves.

Sonya Blade: Yeah? STUDY THIS!

[hits him]

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Lord Rayden: You're a coward, Sorcerer! Stand and fight!

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Shang Tsung: We are not alone.

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Goro: Time to die.

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Cage: [Takes first look inside the weird temple] Gee, I wonder what the bathroom looks like.

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Liu Kang: All those souls and you still don't have one of your own. I pity you sorcerer.

Shang Tsung: [Enraged] Save your pity for THE WEAK!

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Shang Tsung: IT HAS BEGUN!

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Goro: I saw this Lui Kang in the hall, I will crush him in one blow.

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Johnny Cage: Kitana went this way... I can smell her purfume.

Lui Kang: I don't smell anything.

Sonya Blade: I smell something

[Looks at Johnny Cage]

Sonya Blade: Bullshit!

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Liu Kang: Where are you taking us?

Johnny Cage: Kitana went this way...

[sniffs the air]

Johnny Cage: I can smell her perfume.

Blade: I don't smell anything.

[Johnny leads them back into the dinner hall]

Blade: I smell something...

[looks at Johnny]

Blade: Bullshit!

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Princess Kitana: If I did not believe in you Liu Kang, I would not have helped you. In the Black Tower, you will face three challenges. You must face your enemy. You must face yourself. And you must face your worst fear.

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[Johnny Cage sees a shadow of Goro loom upon a stone wall]

Johnny Cage: (whispering) Sonya, you go on ahead... find out WHAT that was... Liu and I will stay here!

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Scorpion: Get over here!

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Scorpion: Get down here!

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Scorpion: Come here!

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Kano: Hello baby. Did you miss me?

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Kano: [Takes knife out] Ooh, now look at this! This little baby brings back memories now, doesn't it?

Sonya Blade: What, you used it to knife your mother in the back?

Kano: Nah, but it put a big smile on your partner though. Ear

[motions the blade from one side of his face to the other]

Kano: wwsshh, to ear. Hehehe.

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Shang Tsung: From this moment on, my island will be your battle ground.

[points to Liu Kang]

Shang Tsung: Liu Kang, you will be first. Let Mortal Kombat begin.

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Johnny Cage: Don't worry, I've got a plan.

Sonya Blade: Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!

Johnny Cage: Yeah, well you forgot good looking.

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[Kano is on the ground turning purple, because Sonya's knees are clamped tight around his neck]

Kano: No, Sonya, don't! Please! Come on, give me a break!

Sonya Blade: Okay.

[twists her legs, breaking Kano's neck]

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[Scorpion appears behind Johnny Cage]

Scorpion: Welcome!

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[to Goro]

Shang Tsung: You imbecile!

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Lord Rayden: I have looked into their souls... and yours. One of you three with determine the outcome of the tournament. The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh!

[resigned]

Lord Rayden: Sorry.

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Shang Tsung: Challenging Goro eh? You weren't supposed to fight him now. Are you THAT eager to die?

Cage: I'm not the one who's gonna die.

Shang Tsung: I see. You're very foolish. A true sign of a hero. You want to protect your friends, but make no mistake; they too will die, after Goro destroys you.

Cage: So what's the problem?

Shang Tsung: As you wish. As absurd as your request is I shall grant it. In return, I reserve the right to challenge the winner myself... or another of my choosing. In a place designated by me for the final battle of the tournament.

Cage: You got it pal.

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Liu Kang: [shouting] You can't run from me, Shang!

Shang Tsung: I don't need to run!

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Shang Tsung: You will be next!

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[last lines]

Shao Kahn: You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls!

Lord Rayden: I don't think so.

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Grandfather: Spare him, my lord Rayden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television.

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Lui Kang: I am the chosen one.

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Shang Tsung: Some of you will even have the distinct honor and pleasure, to face Prince Goro, our reigning champion.

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Johnny Cage: Hey, pal! When the ship comes in, could you put these on board?

Liu Kang: You want ME to carry YOUR luggage?

Johnny Cage: Yeah. I pay money, you carry the bags, or is that too complicated?

Liu Kang: No...

[Liu Kang takes money out of Cage's hand]

Liu Kang: ...I got it.

Johnny Cage: Good.

[Liu Kang picks up a suitcase and throws it in the water, then smiles at Cage while walking away]

Johnny Cage: [Cage watches his suitcase sink]

Johnny Cage: Well, thank God I didn't ask him to park the car...

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Johnny Cage: [after Rayden saves the trio from several ninjas] You're lucky he stopped us.

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Johnny Cage: [Seeing someone sitting in his chair] Hey, mister. You're in my chair.

Master Boyd: [Reading a Tabloid, and lowering it to reveal himself] Hi, Johnny.

Johnny Cage: Oh, Master Boyd.

Master Boyd: I can see that the press is still giving you a hard time.

Johnny Cage: Yeah, they think I'm a fake.

Master Boyd: Johnny, you are one of the best martial artists in the world, and I can help you prove it.

Johnny Cage: Prove it? How?

Master Boyd: A tournament, "THE" tournament.

[Hands him an invitation]

Master Boyd: It's held once a generation. The best fighters in the world are invited. You win the tournament, you win their respect. They'll tell the whole world, that you're the real goods.

Johnny Cage: So, how do I...

Master Boyd: There's a boat, it leaves Hong Kong tomorrow, be on it.

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Johnny Cage: [while fighting Goro] Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole.

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[repeated line]

Lord Rayden: I don't think so.

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