Ivan Ooze: Ah, here comes that cute little Pink Ranger to the rescue.
Goldar: Oh, you think she's cute, too, huh?
Rocky DeSantos: Well, pack your bags. 'Cause we're sending you back right where you came from.
Ivan Ooze: Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years.
Kimberly Hart: You obviously don't know how who you're dealing with, Mr. Raisin Head.
Ivan Ooze: Really?
Tommy Oliver: Yeah. We're the Power Rangers!
Ivan Ooze: Whoo! Where's my autograph book? Ha! Power Rangers, huh? So, Zordon's still using a bunch of kids to do his dirty work. Well, meet my kids.
[raises his army of Oozelings]
Dulcea: Adam? Adam, what is wrong?
Adam Park: I'm a frog.
Dulcea: Yes, a frog. Like the one you kiss to get a handsome prince.
Ivan Ooze: What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.
Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
Dulcea: Centuries ago, a legendary inter-dimensional being known as Zordon came to the city of Angel Grove to establish a command center for his never-ending struggle against evil. With the aid of his trusted assistant, Alpha 5, the noble master sought six extraordinary teengagers and gave them the power to transform into a superhuman fighting force. In time of great need, the young heroes could use their powers to call upon colossal assault vehicles known as Zords. The identity of the six remained a guarded secret. Today, that tradition continues...
Zordon: You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.
Ivan Ooze: Oh, put a sock in it, Z. Ten minutes out of the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me up into your stuffy little hyper-lock chamber and tossed me away into the depths like yesterday's trash. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It's boring. Not to mention I had a Charley horse since the Renaissance.
Zordon: You won't get away with this, Ooze.
Ivan Ooze: You robbed me of my prime. I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire of the universe, and now it's time to pay the piper.
Rita Repulsa: Well, if it isn't that double-dealing dough head.
Lord Zedd: I hope those Rangers put that lousy lowlife out of my misery.
Goldar: I am King Goldar, the ruler of the universe!
[Lord and Rita enter the throne room]
Billy Cranston: You know the funny thing about morphin'? You don't appreciate it till you can't do it anymore!
Ivan Ooze: Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.
Mordant: Would you like me to make a few calls?
Ivan Ooze: No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.
Goldar: Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
Ivan Ooze: Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.
Ivan Ooze: [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.
Mordant: How could I forget? I never knew.
Ivan Ooze: First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.
Goldar: Uh, how you going to do that?
Ivan Ooze: By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.
Rita Repulsa: What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?
Lord Zedd: Patience, motormouth. Watch.
[the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze]
Ivan Ooze: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!
Rita Repulsa: He's so handsome.
Ivan Ooze: Why, thank you.
Rita Repulsa: You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!
[Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]
Lord Zedd: Finally someone shut her up!
Ivan Ooze: Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader. And I pick... me!
Lord Zedd: Who does this clown think he's dealing with?
Ivan Ooze: The Boogeyman is taking over.
Ivan Ooze: [sits on Zedd's throne]
Lord Zedd: Nobody double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!
Lord Zedd: [zaps Ivan with his Z staff]
Ivan Ooze: Oh, stop it! It tickles! My turn.
Ivan Ooze: [shrinks Zedd and Rita into a snow-dome]
Rita Repulsa: Way to go, bonehead!
Lord Zedd: It's getting so you can't trust anyone in the galaxy.
Lord Zedd: Do you recall the name Zordon of Eltar?
[In response, Ivan Ooze rears his head back and roars furiously, firing lightning bolts into the sky]
Mordant: I think he's heard of him.
Tommy Oliver: Let's do it, guys!
Tommy Oliver: It's Morphin' time!
Kimberly Hart: Pterodactyl!
[Kimberly's morpher glows and we hear a screeching sound. She then becomes the Pink Ranger]
Billy Cranston: Triceratops!
[Billy's morpher glows and we hear a growling sound. He then becomes the Blue Ranger]
Rocky DeSantos: Tyrannosaurus!
[Rocky's morpher glows and we hear a snarling sound. He then becomes the Red Ranger]
Adam Park: Mastodon!
[Adam's morpher glows and we hear a trumpeting sound. He then becomes the Black Ranger]
Aisha Campbell: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
[Aisha's morpher glows and we hear a roaring sound. She then becomes the Yellow Ranger]
Tommy Oliver: White Tiger!
[Tommy's morpher glows and we hear the sond of wind howling. He then becomes the White Ranger]
Ivan Ooze: [after Entering the Command Center] Gee, pretty fancy-schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well in 60 centuries, you can buy yourself something pretty nice.
Skull: [a massive fireworks display spells out "Thank you Power Rangers"] Power Rangers?
Bulk: Bulk and Skull!
Goldar: So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?
Ivan Ooze: Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.
[snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]
Mordant: Good distance.
[the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]
Ivan Ooze: Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!
Ivan Ooze: So they've all been destroyed?
Tengu Warrior: Well, we were about to destroy them.
Ivan Ooze: What? You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors? You are Tengu curses! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!
Tengu Warrior: But, master, there was this monster with huge sticks. It kept twirling them around.
Ivan Ooze: Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?
Tengu Warrior: Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.
Ivan Ooze: Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the Great Power, everything will be ruined.
Tengu Warrior: You want us to take another whack at it?
Ivan Ooze: How about taking another quack at it?
[zaps the 10 Tengu warriors with a purple lightning bolt, they explode into black and purple feathers]
Ivan Ooze: No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown.
Tommy Oliver: Yo, fossil head! I've got a bone to pick with you!
Aisha Campbell: I heard you're in line to be a Ranger yourself one of these days.
Fred Kelman: Nah. That's impossible.
Tommy Oliver: Hey. Anything's possible.
Fred Kelman: You really think so?
Tommy Oliver: I know so.
Fred Kelman: Fred Kelman, the Silver Ranger.
Billy Cranston: It does have a certain ring to it.
Fred Kelman: Fred Kelman, the Gold Ranger.
Kimberly Hart: Zordon, you can't leave us! Ever since you came into our lives, you've been like a father to us all.
Ivan Ooze: [Ivan Ooze arrives at Lord Zedd's palace] Hi, Honey. I'm home.
Zordon: The Power has been destroyed. It is gone. The Zords, the weapons, all of it. The Power Rangers are no more. Ivan Ooze has won.
Billy Cranston: We were told there was a great power here. Is it true?
Dulcea: Yes. The ground is littered with the bones of those who have tried for it and failed.
Tommy Oliver: Well, we're different. We won't fail.
Tommy Oliver: We need Megazord Power Now!
Aisha Campbell: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
[smashes glass over emergency button]
Kimberly Hart: What are you doing?
Aisha Campbell: Taking care of business.
[Aisha pushes the button, the Megazord knees Ivan Ooze in the crotch, causing him to let go of it and fall back into the comet's path]
Billy Cranston: Hey, has anybody seen Bulk & Skull?
Aisha Campbell: Ernie's serving a free dessert with lunch. They probably landed on the roof.
Kimberly Hart: You guys make me sick
[Kicks one of Ivan Oozes Henchman]
Kimberly Hart: , sick
[Kicks Henchman again]
Kimberly Hart: , SICK!
Kimberly Hart: UGH!
[Kicks Henchman, sending him flying upto the ceiling and down onto the ground hard]
Goldar: We got them now, boss.
[pats Ivan on his shoulder]
Ivan Ooze: Touch me again, you'll be chicken wings in the morning.
Ivan Ooze: [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!
[shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]
Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!
Rita Repulsa: Don't you listen to that purple booger!
Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!
Goldar: Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.
Mordant: You said it. They stink.
Zordon: Rangers, you must act swiftly, the planet is in grave danger!
Kimberly Hart: Danger from what?
Zordon: Six thousand years ago, a Morphological Being, known as Ivan Ooze, ruled the world with a reign of unparalleled terror. He was on the verge of completing construction of his ultimate weapons, The Ectomorphicon Titans, twin machines capable of enslaving the entire universe.
Rocky DeSantos: What happened to him?
Zordon: A group of young warriors, like yourselves, lured him into a hyper-lock chamber and buried him deep underground; but now the chamber has been accidentally uncovered, you must return it to the depths, before it is opened and Ivan is released.
Alpha 5: His Ectomorphicons were buried near the chamber, if Ivan escapes, he's sure to find them.
Zordon: Use extreme caution Rangers, you are dealing with an evil here that is beyond all imagination.
Bulk: The Stealth Eagle is about to fly.
Skull: Ditto for the Swooping Swallow!
Aisha Campbell: Well, lead on, fly boys.
Skull: That's a lot of air.
Bulk: After you, Skull.
Skull: What, are you crazy? This was your idea.
Kimberly Hart: Hey, guys. You might might to slip those on.
[points their attention to parachutes]
Skull: Hey, this doesn't look like the target landing zone. Where's the free food?
Bulk: You, idiot. All your kicking and screaming threw off the Stealth Eagle's sense of direction.
Skull: Stealth Eagle? Hah! Lame Duck is more like it!
Rita Repulsa: What do I care about some stupid egg?
Lord Zedd: This is no ordinary egg.
Rita Repulsa: Well, I say let's hard-boil the thing.
Mordant: I'm with her. I'm hungry.
Goldar: That's 'cause you're a pig.
Lord Zedd: I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!
Ivan Ooze: I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.
Rita Repulsa: Finally, a *real* man.
Zordon: Alpha, my sensors tell me the Rangers were too late. Ivan is on his way here.
Alpha 5: Don't worry. Nobody enters the command center without a Power Coin.
[sees slime seeping through the Command Center's door]
Alpha 5: Well, almost nobody.
Ivan Ooze: Have you hugged your Zords today? HA HA HA HA!
Kimberly Hart: [to Fred] Rumor has it you're quite the hero.
Tommy Oliver: That's my man.
Fred Kelman: I helped a bit. The Power Rangers did most of the work.
Tommy Oliver: Hey, things got tough. You didn't panic. You, my friend, demonstrated true bravery.
Fred Kelman: It's like what you taught me about martial arts. Use your head, and above all, stay calm.
Dave: What do you think you're doing?
Bulk: We're from the Angel Grove Building Inspectors Office
Skull: That building's supposed to be over there.
Bulk: Yeah, and what's that man doing over there without proper foot protection?
Skull: Who's in charge around here, huh?
Ivan Ooze: From this moment forth the world as you know it shall cease to exist. Welcome to my nightmare!
Kimberly Hart: Um, you haven't by any chance seen a morphological being lurking around here?
Security guard: Morphological being?
Kimberly Hart: Yeah.
Security guard: What the heck is that? Wait a second. Did it look something like this?
[Morphs into Ivan Ooze]
Kimberly Hart: [the Rangers jump back] Ew, gross.
Ivan Ooze: You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Ooze.
Dulcea: Leave Phados before it's too late.
Aisha Campbell: Look, we don't want any trouble. Our leader Zordon got...
Dulcea: Zordon? Did you say Zordon?
Kimberly Hart: You know Zordon? Who are you?
Dulcea: I am Dulcea, master warrior of the planet Phados. What has happened to Zordon?
Rocky DeSantos: He was attacked by this cosmic being named Ivan Ooze.
Dulcea: Ivan Ooze is free?
Billy Cranston: You've heard of him?
Dulcea: Ivan Ooze is a monster. If we don't hurry, your planet is doomed. Follow me.
Ivan Ooze: Take it home in boxes. Take it home in cases. If your parents try to stop you, just throw it in their faces!
Kimberly Hart: Tommy, get your butt down here.
Tommy Oliver: Falcon Zord, coming in to complete sequence.
[Falcon Zord finishes the Megazord sequence]
Tommy Oliver: Ninja Falcon Megazord!
Ivan Ooze: Hi folks, Ivan Ooze here. Are you bored with your job? Are you bored with your life? Then come on down to Ooze City, and let's get STICKY!
Alpha 5: Ayiyiyiyi!
Zordon: Ivan's evil plot has taken shape. I just hope they're not too late.
[All the kids of Angel Grove are enjoying their parent-free lives playing with Ivan's Ooze and partying]
Fred Kelman: Hey, everyone!
[whistles; everyone falls silent]
Fred Kelman: Listen up! You all think this is one big party, don't you?
Fred Kelman: Well, you've all been brainwashed. Ivan's taking over the planet and he's using all of us in his plans. And he's got our parents!
Kid: What are you talking about?
Fred Kelman: Look, Ivan Ooze is evil. And if you don't come with me right now, our parents are going to die! You've got to believe me!