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[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]

Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?

Nick: He doesn't have to be.

Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?

Nick: No, Tito, I...

Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!

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Chad: What did you call me?

Nick: You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker," motherfucker!

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Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.

Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.

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Nick: Great! I freak in your dream, I freak out in my dream, no wonder I'm so fucking exhausted.

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[Tito doesn't laugh when he's supposed to]

Nick: Cut! Tito... Didn't feel like laughing, did ya?

Tito: I did.

Nick: Oh. Guess I missed it.

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Nick: Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?

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Nick: Hey Bob, you think you can make any more noise with the dolly you creaky motherfucker !

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Chad: Hey Wolf, is this my mark?

Wolf: Until you fucking change it.

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Nick: There needs to be more tension when you see him.

Nicole Springer: I thought I wasn't supposed to see him.

Nick: Well, maybe you see him a little.

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Wanda: Is everybody hurt? Is anyone okay?

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Chad: Roll that motherfucking camera, Wolfie!

Wolf: Kiss my ass!

Chad: YEAH!

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Wolf: Hey! That's my eye patch and I don't want anyone else wearing it. It's insanitary.

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Script: Wonder what his sign is. Do you know what his sign is Nicole?

Nicole Springer: No, I don't know his sign but I think his moon is in Uranus.

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[Last Lines]

Wanda: Nick? Can somebody give me a 20 on Nick?

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