A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)
Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.
King Arthur: Camelot rots, and I play at being king. I want her great again.
Calvin Fuller: [to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.
Master Kane: [after Calvin gives him a candy bar] You are truly a great knight!
King Arthur: Let all who witness this know: It does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.
Princess Katey: [seeing Calvin in his underwear] You Recedans wear very strange garments.
Calvin Fuller: [looks down, realizes he is in his boxer shorts] Oh!
[struggling to put his pants on]
Calvin Fuller: Excuse me!
[referring to Lord Belasco]
Calvin Fuller: Oh, the dork in the purple dress. We've met.
Princess Katey: What's to become of our family?
Princess Sarah: I know not, but I will always look after thee
Head Guard: No, I'm afraid Rock n' Roll will not work this time.
Calvin Fuller: You're wrong.
[He takes out the disc man]
Calvin Fuller: It is the great equalizer.
[He unleashes a red beam from the disc man on the head guard, causing him to fall off from the back side of the castle]