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It's My Party (1996) Poster

(1996)

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Monty: [to Amalia] You've lost so much weight! I thought your ass was Jodie Foster's chin!

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Monty: You're not too bright. I like that in a man.

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Andrew Bingham: Dad sends me to church all the time, hoping I'll become straight.

Nick: Catholic church? Good luck!

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Dr. Dave: Any vision problems?

Nick: Well, my right eye is like I'm looking through a tampon.

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Tony: You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.

Nick: Promises, promises!

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Nick: Lina and I almost made it once.

Lina Bingham: What?!

Nick: Yeah. We had this electric moment when you said to me, "Why do you have to be gay?" and I said to you, "Me? Why do you have to be a woman?"

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Nick: So what do we think of Samantha Frank?

Charlene: She's a vacuum with nipples.

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Nick: This is for you.

[He hands Monty a bust.]

Monty: For good luck?

Nick: Well, you always wanted me to give you head.

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Nick: You look like you caught your balls in your zipper, Dr. Dave.

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Charlene: You taught me black was slimming, but, if you insist, one fat pig coming up.

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Monty: Is that my shirt? Or are you eating an onion bagel?

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Nick: I might as well have a cigarette. It's not like it's going to kill me, right?

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Monty: [Regarding a painting] Look, it's Macauley Culkin throwing up a soft-shell crab!

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Nick: I've got ten days 'til I croak, right?

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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