The Granny (1995 Video)
Namon Ami: It seems you have a wonderful, loving family.
Granny: Ha! The last time I felt anything like love from this family it turned out to be gas.
Albert: I would never tear down this house! I have such fond memories of growing up here.
Junior: Really dad, like what?
Albert: Like, uh, well, the time I... well, they've escaped me at the moment.
Granny: [to her grown child] "You were a load I should've swallowed!"
[Antoinette puts her foot in David's crotch under the dinner table, David looks up in surprise]
Antoinette: How's your meat?
David: [chewing food] Um... hard.
Antoinette: Maybe I should tenderize it for you.
Kelly: [unaware] Did I overcook?
[the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David]
David: Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!
[Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny]
Granny: [distorted] With a little help from me!
Granny: Glad you could join us, sweetheart.
[Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"]
Albert: Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?
Andrea: She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?
[the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray]
Granny: [distorted] Treats for the sweets!
[Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs]
David: Hi, everybody!
Junior: What is this, prime rib?
[take a big bite of his meat]
Junior: I love it!
Albert: Mmm! Wonderful soup.
David: Thank you.
Antoinette: They say that the family that eats together...
Albert: ...stays together.