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The Granny (Video 1995) Poster

(1995 Video)

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Namon Ami: It seems you have a wonderful, loving family.

Granny: Ha! The last time I felt anything like love from this family it turned out to be gas.

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Albert: I would never tear down this house! I have such fond memories of growing up here.

Junior: Really dad, like what?

Albert: Like, uh, well, the time I... well, they've escaped me at the moment.

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David: Where are your parents?

Junior: Who knows, probably somewhere bumping uglies.

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David: You drive a hard bargain.

Antoinette: Well, I'm not my father's daughter for nothing.

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Granny: [to her grown child] "You were a load I should've swallowed!"

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[Antoinette puts her foot in David's crotch under the dinner table, David looks up in surprise]

Antoinette: How's your meat?

David: [chewing food] Um... hard.

Antoinette: Maybe I should tenderize it for you.

Kelly: [unaware] Did I overcook?

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[the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David]

David: Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!

[Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny]

Granny: [distorted] With a little help from me!

[chuckles]

Granny: Glad you could join us, sweetheart.

[Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"]

Albert: Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?

Andrea: She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?

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[the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray]

Granny: [distorted] Treats for the sweets!

[Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs]

David: Hi, everybody!

Junior: What is this, prime rib?

[take a big bite of his meat]

Junior: I love it!

Albert: Mmm! Wonderful soup.

David: Thank you.

Antoinette: They say that the family that eats together...

Albert: ...stays together.

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[throws a piece of meat at both Tyrus and Granny]

Amy: You know something? Y'all make me sick!

[Amy blows a raspberry]

Granny: You little brat! Well, what are you waiting for, you jugheads? Go get her!

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