The Granny (1995 Video)

Stella Stevens: Granny

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Quotes 

• Namon Ami : It seems you have a wonderful, loving family.

  Granny : Ha! The last time I felt anything like love from this family it turned out to be gas.

• Granny : [to her grown child]  "You were a load I should've swallowed!"

• [the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David] 

  David : Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!

  [Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny] 

  Granny : [distorted]  With a little help from me!

  [chuckles] 

  Granny : Glad you could join us, sweetheart.

  [Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"] 

  Albert : Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?

  Andrea : She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?

• [the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray] 

  Granny : [distorted]  Treats for the sweets!

  [Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs] 

  David : Hi, everybody!

  Junior : What is this, prime rib?

  [take a big bite of his meat] 

  Junior : I love it!

  Albert : Mmm! Wonderful soup.

  David : Thank you.

  Antoinette : They say that the family that eats together...

  Albert : ...stays together.

• [throws a piece of meat at both Tyrus and Granny] 

  Amy : You know something? Y'all make me sick!

  [Amy blows a raspberry] 

  Granny : You little brat! Well, what are you waiting for, you jugheads? Go get her!