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(1995)

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Mickey: You're out of here, Jabbar!

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Are you nuts? It's my farewell game.

Mickey: Well then, let me be the first to say farewell.

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Andy: Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.

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Ellen: Do you sleep with the window open?

Mickey: Yeah.

Ellen: I don't like it. You will have to stop that.

Mickey: Ok.

Ellen: Do you squeeze the toothpaste at the top or the bottom?

Mickey: Top.

Ellen: Don't do that I hate that. If you ever use my car, make sure the mirror is back where I put it.

Mickey: Ok, I can do that.

Ellen: All right. Do you want to talk about religion, politics, whether you want to have kids or not.

Mickey: Nah, that crap will work itself out, we are fine with the big issues.

Ellen: Ok, I'll marry you.

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Liz: We were faxing each other's brains out.

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Mickey: We were great in Paris.

Ellen: Forget Paris.

Mickey: Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life?

Ellen: Maybe that's just all we were - just a great week.

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[looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]

Ellen: Rodin never said what he was thinking.

Mickey: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."

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Mickey: Never say, "famous last words," because they could be.

Ellen: You're a disturbed person, aren't you?

Mickey: [Using the exact words - with similar deadpan voice and facial expression - of Jeremy Irons as the character Claus von Bulow replying to a similar comment in the 1990 film, "Reversal of Fortune"] You have no idea.

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Craig: Here, have some bread. Everything will look better after bread.

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Mickey: [discussing the bridge from "An American in Paris", Mickey sings a line from the movie] "It's very clear..."

Ellen: Patton.

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Arthur: You asked for it, you got it, Toyota.

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Waiter: It's like me, fruity yet oddly appealing.

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Mickey: I was thinking of doing some sightseeing.

Ellen: Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion.

Mickey: Sure. You got any stuff here?

Ellen: Yeah, we got some stuff. Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower?

Mickey: That's here?

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Liz: HEY. If someone does not tell me about this baby, ASSES WILL BE KICKED.

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Mickey Gordon: Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.

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Mickey: You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.

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Mickey: I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.

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Mickey: [Mickey finds out Ellen is married] You don't do this to a person, you know? You don't walk around being fabulous when you know you're not available.

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Mickey: [about Ellen's husband] Is he French?

Ellen: Yes.

Mickey: Is he handsome?

Ellen: Yes.

Mickey: Is he rich?

Ellen: Yes.

Mickey: Does he have a sister?

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