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Forget Paris (1995) More at IMDbPro »

Andy: Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.

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Mickey: I was thinking of doing some sightseeing.
Ellen: Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion.
Mickey: Sure. You got any stuff here?
Ellen: Yeah, we got some stuff. Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower?
Mickey: That's here?

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Liz: We were faxing each other's brains out.

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Mickey: We were great in Paris.
Ellen: Forget Paris.
Mickey: Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life?
Ellen: Maybe that's just all we were - just a great week.

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Liz: HEY. If someone does not tell me about this baby, ASSES WILL BE KICKED.

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Mickey Gordon: Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.

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[looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"]
Ellen: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
Mickey: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."

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Mickey: You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.

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Mickey: Never say famous last words, because they could be.

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Mickey: I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.

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Mickey: You're out of here, Jabbar!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Are you nuts? It's my farewell game.
Mickey: Well then, let me be the first to say farewell.

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Craig: Here, have some bread. Everything will look better after bread.

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Mickey: [discussing the bridge from "An American in Paris", Mickey sings a line from the movie.] "It's very clear..."
Ellen: Patton.

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Arthur: You asked for it, you got it, Toyota.

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Mickey: [Mickey finds out Ellen is married] You don't do this to a person, you know? You don't walk around being fabulous when you know you're not available.

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Mickey: [about Ellen's husband] Is he French?
Ellen: Yes.
Mickey: Is he handsome?
Ellen: Yes.
Mickey: Is he rich?
Ellen: Yes.
Mickey: Does he have a sister?

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