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The Dutch Master (1993)

Teresa is not like her female colleagues. She cannot enjoy that kind of simple minded pleasure like watching males stripping. There is that Dutch painting in the museum she is fascinated of... See full summary »

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Cast

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Teresa
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Kim
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Dorothy
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Joey
Charles E. Gerber ...
Dr. Rosenman (as Charles Gerber)
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Priest
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Teresa's Father (as Vinnie Pastore)
Lina Koutrakas ...
Teresa's Mother
Sasha Veldman ...
Dutch Woman
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Dutch Lover
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Dutch Man with Pipe
Ruth Maleczech ...
Dutch Housekeeper
Gabriel Barre ...
Museum Guide
Hollis Granville ...
Security Guard
Tracey James ...
Male Stripper
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Teresa is not like her female colleagues. She cannot enjoy that kind of simple minded pleasure like watching males stripping. There is that Dutch painting in the museum she is fascinated of. Over and over she sits in front of it just staring at the young Dutch guy on it. One day the scenery on the painting becomes alive... Written by Oliver Heidelbach

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September 1993 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Der flämische Meister  »

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Teresa, the main character played by Mira Sorvino, does not have a single line of dialogue. See more »

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Edited into Tales of Erotica (1996) See more »

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Complete slop.
22 June 2000 | by See all my reviews

Absolutely the worst film ever made. (except for battlefield earth) I cannot emphasize enough how bad this movie is I could write a book on every thing this movie did wrong and all the bad things about it but since I don't have the respect for it ill just write this little rant.


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