Duke of Groove (1996 TV Short)
Rich Cooper: Y'know, I'm very athletic and girls think I'm a jerk so... I don't know how feminine that makes me.
Maya: I just meant, I find you attractive so, I... assumed that all girls did.
Rich Cooper: No... you're the only one.
Maya: What do you mean they think you're a jerk?
Rich Cooper: You know, like... like they think I'm nice or something - and that makes me a geek. But the guys who call them 'bitches' to their faces - they're the ones who scoop 'em up. Y'know? And I don't get that.
Maya: Sometimes I think that the guys who don't treat me right are the ones who know what I'm really like.
Rich Cooper: What do you mean?
Maya: It's like they... know something about me - something I've always suspected. Something horrible, and rotten, and... and my sentence for this crime is to spend time with some - nightmare, sadistic, asshole.