Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde (1995)
Helen Hyde: Are you just gonna stand there and stare at me or are you gonna hand me that towel?
Pete Walston: I'm gonna stand here and stare at you.
Yves DuBois: What am I paying you for? 20 years in therapy and I start liking girls? That's malpractice.
Dr. Richard Jacks: Who would've thought that if another woman came between me and Sarah, that it would be me.
Dr. Richard Jacks: I know you think I'm crazy but this time I can prove it.
Dr. Richard Jacks: The next time I tell you I'm a girl, just take my word for it. OK?
Pete Walston: [when Helen suddenly grows a mustach and frantically tries to cover it up with makeup] I've got a caulking gun 'cause that ain't gonna do it.