Two young people stand on a street corner in a run-down part of New York, kissing. Despite the lawlessness of the district they are left unmolested. A short distance away walk Maria and ... See full summary »
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Joel David Moore,
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John C. McGinley,
Two young people stand on a street corner in a run-down part of New York, kissing. Despite the lawlessness of the district they are left unmolested. A short distance away walk Maria and Andreas. They are on their first date. In an episodic style the film tells of encounters and love among young people. The stories are set in Cairo, Paris, on the coast of Normandy and in New York. Written by
A film critic in a Norwegian newspaper refused to give the movie a rating. "To give "Dis" a rating of 1 would be to acknowledge this product's right to call itself a movie, and that I will not do." See more »
This movie probably would give an impression of coming from the mind of someone like Ed Wood - completely idealistic and with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. This really is the Ultimate Turkey if you ask me.
Aune Sand would probably be best described as Norway's answer to Ed Wood, a young idealistic filmmaker who thinks his movies are a great work of art. No matter what anyone else says. And ironically enough this movie has been one of the biggest domestic commercial successes for a Norwegian film ever.
About the plot and characters there's not really much to say except: terrible, dreadful, boring and involuntarily funny. See this movie at your own risk...
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