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21 out of 23 people found the following review useful:
hilarious black comedy--criminally under-appreciated., 19 June 2006
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Raegan Butcher from Rain City, Pacific Northwest
I went to see this at the Seattle International Film Festival in 1995. I went because the synopsis sounded interesting. Plus the guy who had written and directed it was connected with the Simpsons, surely a major plus when it comes to comedy. The audience was filled with teenage girls, obviously drawn by the name of Jason Priestly on the marquee. It made the subsequent viewing of the film THAT much funnier (well, at least to me) to sit there and wonder what these girls were thinking as the film progressed and Priestly started killing folks with such wonderful deadpan indifference. This movie is incredibly funny. Peter Reigert is top-flight comedy gold in every scene he has as the burned-out veteran hit-man but the real revelation is how funny Jason Priestly can be when given a chance. His character here is almost like Peter Sellers from BEING THERE; he is so impassive and deadpan, yet the film revolves around his performance and it must be good for a film like this to work; well, Priestly delivers. His character is goofy and sweet and yet somehow chilling too in his casual attitude to murder. Why this film has languished in total obscurity is a mystery. When i saw the film, most of the audience didn't know what to think; the teenage girlies were rather shocked;they didn't find it amusing to see their 90210 heartthrob pistol-whipping people before icing them, but I did. When the film ended, the director, Wallace Wolodarsky, was just sitting there, alone.He had introduced the film briefly beforehand and said he'd be happy to field questions when it was over. I approached him (since no one else was going to) and I think I frightened him a bit with my exuberance; I had a shaved head at the time and i looked a bit weird and I said, too loudly, "That movie was brilliant! It was hilarious!" He said,"Thank you," and slowly backed away from me. I thought, "Well, you can't win them all." And I left him in the theater filled with people who didn't understand his movie.
21 out of 23 people found the following review useful:
Hidden Gem, 5 March 2000
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Curtis Mark Stratmeyer (curtstrat@msn.com) from Bellevue, Washington
This little film is so tasty. I will bet you that you cannot think of a character in another movie that is similar to that of Cosmo. There is a hole in this man's soul where his moral compass should be, and we like it! I can see why Michael J. Fox liked this project. Its got the Teen Wolf kind of humor but its played completely straight. Not strictly a gangster movie. I hate gangster movies. This I loved.
17 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
Excellent flick, 27 January 2002
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Pete Davis from Arkansas
I can't believe this movie doesn't have a higher rating (although 6.6 isn't
that bad on IMDB). I'm not a Jason Priestley fant at all, but he is just
fantastic in this movie. The story is totally strange, very low-budget it
some ways, but it has some great acting by Priestley and Peter
Riegert.
Although her part is small, Kimberly Williams is also impressive and the bit
parts of Michael J. Fox, Talia Balsam (his movie wife, though very short
lived, no pun intended), Janeane Garofalo, are also great.
Robert Loggia can't be a bad actor in anything, so we don't even have to
bring him up.
This is my favorite "unknown" movie. It seems few people have seen it and I
will buy it the second it comes out on DVD. I catch it on cable every chance
I get. Yes, I did rate it a 10!
12 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Another in the Best you've Never Seen, 10 February 1999
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Doctor_Bombay from Lucas Buck, NC
There are fewer and fewer labours of love' in the movies these days- you
start with a clever guy and a clever idea (right there most projects grind
to a halt) get together a few bucks and some close famous' friends-far too
big a stars for this little project
and go out for an obscenely FEW amount
of days and locations, add a little spit and bailing wire, and somehow come
away with a movie.
Two Girls and a Guy is a good example, Let it Ride another one, but for my
money, COLDBLOODED is the best of them all.
It's just that good.
Wallace Wolodarsky (supervising producer of The Simpsons) wrote and directed
this darker than dark, black, dark black comedy about a young hit man
protegee and his kooky environs.
Jason Priestly (as Cosmo Reif) shows the acting form not of Bev Hills 90210,
but a foreshadow of his later work in Love and Death on Long Island.
Kimberly Williams is perfect as the ingenue girlfriend, and Peter Riegert is
spectacular as Cosmo's mentor Steve.
Robert Loggia, Janeane Garofalo and even Michael J Fox show up in smaller
roles.
Not available on laser, you'll have to dig this one up on video, or on some
of the more obscure cable options-but well worth the effort.
10 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
underestimated movie, 27 March 2005
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jimmy moran from United States
this movie is completely underestimated. Jason Priestley really shocked me that he was able to play such a good character after what i've seen from him in the past. i highly recommend this movie to anyone with an intelligent sense of humor. the only thing I'm not too happy about is that this movie has not been released as a DVD yet but hopefully that will change. it's a dark comedy for anyone that is into them. one of the best ones i've ever watched. i caught this movie late one night about 3:00 in the morning knowing i had to get up for school at 6:00 a.m. and lets just say i had a rough day at school the next day. i couldn't take my eyes off of it from the first second i saw it. it's rare that a movie can actually have that effect on me especially that late at night. once again if you ever have a chance to see this movie, take the opportunity, Preistley is magnificent. Catch it on VHS at the video store if you have a VCR still
10 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
Finally! A dark comedy that is truly funny!, 8 June 2001
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cheeto55 from Houston TX USA
I rented this movie a few years ago on a friend's recommendation. I did not want to see it, strictly because of Jason Priestly. Boy was I wrong! This is one of those rare gems that you wish you could show to all your friends. This movie is what others like "The Big Hit" and such crime/comedy movies WISH they could be. It is smartly written, greatly acted (and subtly acted, no over-the-top histreonics as an attempt at humor) and excellently cast. Robert Logia is fantastic as the new Mob leader. Priestly is great as the title role. Please watch this movie with an open mind and be ready to be shocked, both at the black humor, and at the intelligence and care the story receives.
9 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
Weird, strange, but still a good movie., 2 April 1999
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Foffen from Trondheim, Norway
This is a movie I think you could say is in the same category as the classic Pulp Fiction. Where can you see a guy going around killing people in cold blood seemingly without any reason, if not in these two films. I really liked the way Jason Priestley plays his character, from a innocent, retarded kid to a cold-blooded assassin. I must say it seemed as a B-movie in the beginning, but as the movie went on, it only got better and better. Something else that was fun is Michael J. Fox's appearance in the movie. Great scene. A must see!
9 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
Could this be a cult classic?, 19 April 2001
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Eleanor (uptowngurrl@hotmail.com) from UK
I watched this film at an obscenely late hour the other night, and it was
like a breath of fresh-air. As soon as I saw Jason Priestly, I assumed it
would be one of those terrible straight to TV movies that involved a cast of
C-list celebrities wondering what on earth they were doing making such
rubbish.
Not so. As the film progressed I realised, to my utter surprise, that I was
actually really enjoying it. The dialogue was funny, the characters
interesting and the ending inspired. Priestly was excellent, only ever
achieveing such dizzy acting heights in another quirky classic, 'Love and
Death on Long Island', and the supporting cast were genuinely
talented.
It wasn't perfect; it could have been longer, but it definietly had all the
assets of a cult movie.
8 out of 11 people found the following review useful:
Excellent, 29 September 2002
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Aaron Bradley (scissors1) from Wisconsin, USA
I saw a trailer for this movie on an old video, and it intrigued me. I
came to IMDB right away to see if it's good, and having the
approval I needed, I started my quest to find it. Luckily there's a
video store in my town that has a lot of the older movies and never
throws them out.
As for the movie, I thought it was great. Cosmo is so emotionless
that his hits are actually funny. And I loved the relationship
between him and the hooker in the retirement home. This is a
truely great movie, and it makes me kinda angry that hardly anyone
will see it.
If you get a chance, RENT THIS MOVIE
9/10
3 out of 4 people found the following review useful:
An excellent and unjustly overlooked deadpan black comedy gem, 14 July 2006
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Woodyanders (Woodyanders@aol.com) from The Last New Jersey Drive-In on the Left
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
"Beverly Hills 90210" star hunk Jason Priestley gives a startlingly
able and engaging performance as Cosmo, a quiet, passive, thoroughly
nebbishy and unassuming recluse who works as a bookie for a mob
syndicate. When new capo Gordon (a perfectly pernicious Robert Loggia)
becomes gang leader after the previous crime boss croaks, Cosmo gets
promoted to hit-man. Under the sage, expert tutelage of laid-back, but
weary, boozy and guilt-wracked rub-out artist par excellence Steve (a
terrifically low-key portrayal by the always ingratiating Peter
Riegert), Cosmo proves to be an amazingly quick study and soon
surpasses his wise older mentor when it comes to casually bumping off
folks for major league dollars. Things become dicey when Cosmo
befriends and immediately falls in love with nice gal yoga instructor
Jasmine (a winningly perky turn by the eminently adorable Kimberly
Williams), who's understandably less than thrilled with Cosmo's deadly
profession.
Writer/director Wallace Wolodarsky deftly accomplishes the tricky task
of blending a gently whimsical romantic comedy with a savagely twisted
droll black farce, skillfully creating and maintaining a deliciously
dry and deadpan out-of-whack sensibility that's often uproariously
screwy, constantly engrossing and occasionally even quite jarringly
grotesque. The mixture of brutal violence and playful quirkiness works
remarkably well because of Wolodarsky's commendably firm control of a
marvelously unpredictable anything-can-happen oddball tone: the
characters are a splendidly colorful bunch of delightfully kooky,
likable and somehow strangely plausible eccentrics, the story never
slips into a straight-down-the-line conventional trajectory, and the
assorted unexpected plot complications keep the viewer totally
off-guard throughout. Additional kudos are in order for the uniformly
on-the-money cast: Priestley, Williams, Loggia and especially Riegert
are all outstanding, with spot-on supporting work by the ever-charming
Jeneane Garofalo as a sweet-hearted hooker and Michael J. Fox as a
weaselly accountant. Idiosyncratic and original, "Coldblooded"
qualifies as one of the most undeservedly neglected and unheralded
off-center indie sleepers from the 90's.
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