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Casper (1995) Poster

(1995)

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Casper on Screen: I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?

Kat: Casper?

Kat: Drop dead.

Stretch: Too late.

[Casper sitting on his old sled, takes his baseball cap off]

Casper: I begged and begged my dad to give me this sled, but he acted like I couldn't even have it, because I didn't know how to ride it. But then one morning, I came down for breakfast and there it was, just for me, for no reason at all. I took it out, went sledding all day. And my dad said "that's enough" but I couldn't stop, I was having so much fun It got late, got dark, got cold... and I got sick, and my dad got sad.

Kat: What's it like to die?

Casper: Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.

Kat: You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps!

StretchFatsoStinkie: [in unison] Thank you!

Kat: I mean, what's your problem? He's just cleaning the floor!

Stretch: Hey, shut up, skinbag!

Kat: Piss off!

Stretch: Take a hike!

Kat: Get a grave!

Carrigan Crittenden: DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm you!

Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!

[Carrigan laughs]

Dibs: You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's 'always kick 'em when they're down'. And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!

[grabs vial]

Dibs: Sorry, sweetheart; we're through!

Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps as she sees that Dibs is about to break the vial] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm you!

Dibs: [chuckles sarcastically] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog, called 'Carrigan' - a bitch, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!

Carrigan Crittenden: And you have a flight to catch!

Dibs: Huh?

[Carrigan flings Dibs out the window]

Carrigan Crittenden: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any other takers?

Casper: No, but aren't you forgetting something?

Carrigan Crittenden: What?

Casper: Your unfinished business.

Carrigan Crittenden: My what?

Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have EVERYTHING. I'm... just... perfect!

[she laughs evilly until a flash of light comes out of her as a sign that she is crossing over]

Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps] Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business!

[more flashes of light appear]

Carrigan Crittenden: I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!

[Carrigan screams as the flashes of light causes her to vanish without a trace]

StinkieStretchFatso: All for one, and one for all!

Stretch: Catch your pants before they fall!

Fatso: On the runway now we have Dr. James Harvey wearing smashing underwear.

Stretch: Marky Mark, he's not!

Casper: There's a girl... on my bed. YES!

Kat: Sometimes I worry that I'm starting to forget.

Casper: Forget what?

Kat: My mom. Just certain things. The sound of her making breakfast downstairs. The way she'd put on her lipstick, so carefully. I do remember, she always used Ivory soap, and when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in, so deep. And I remember before I'd go to sleep she'd whisper in my ear, "stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks, and a happy girl in the morning." Casper?

Casper: Hmm?

Kat: If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?

Casper: No. She'd never forget you. Kat?

Kat: [about to sleep] Mm-hmm?

Casper: If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

Casper: Kat?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

Casper: [whispers] Can I keep you?

Kat: Mm-hmm.

[Casper kisses Kat on the cheek]

Kat: Casper, close the window. It's cold.

[Casper curls up in bed by Kat's side]

Amelia Harvey: That was a very noble thing you did tonight, Casper. I know Kat will never forget it. She needs her father. And I know yours won't forget it either. You fulfilled his greatest dream, Casper, and I know he is very, very proud of you. And for what you've done, I'm giving you your dream in return. But it's just for tonight. Sort of a Cinderella deal.

Casper: So I have until midnight?

Amelia Harvey: Ten.

Casper: Hey, Cinderella got until midnight.

Amelia Harvey: Cinderella wasn't twelve years old.

Casper: All I want's a friend.

Kat: I can see right through you.

Casper: Yeah, kind of happens when you haven't got any skin.

Dr. Harvey: I thought I had a hundred things to say when I saw you... but - how?

Amelia Harvey: Let's just say you know three crazy ghosts who kept their word.

Father Guido Sarducci: No problem, Piece of cake... piece of CRUMB cake!

Casper: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Come with me if you want to live.

Carrigan Crittenden: [appears as a ghost to Dibs] Not so fast, little man. The bitch is back!

Kat: In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.

Dr. Harvey: Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk.

Kat: It's a little late for that, Dad.

Dr. Harvey: How late?

Kat: Oh, don't worry, not that late.

Casper: God, I'd kill for a pinky.

StretchFatsoStinkie: [singing] It's my party and I'll die if I want do, die if I want to. You will die too, when it happens to you.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: [runs out of the house frantic] Who you gonna call? Someone else.

[after seeing a ghost]

Kat: Dad, I'm sorry.

Dr. Harvey: For what?

Kat: For not believing you, for thinking you were a total loser.

Dr. Harvey: Aww honey... apologize later!

Amelia Harvey: James, I know you have been searching for me, but there's something you must understand. You and Kat loved me so well when I was alive that I have no unfinished business, please don't let me be yours.

[Dr Harvey has died and come back as a ghost]

Dr. Harvey: I'm free! I've never felt so great in my life; I can fly-eee!

[He crashes into the floor]

Fatso: Rookie.

Stretch: Stinkie, work with him.

Clint Eastwood: [the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror] I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends.

[face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield]

Rodney Dangerfield: You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there's one that looks just like it underneath!

Dibs: [looking down after Carrigan falls down the cliff] Carrigan! Are you a ghost yet?

[no answer]

Dibs: Carrigan! What a tragic waste. She had my favorite sunglasses.

Carrigan Crittenden: [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!

Fatso: [Dr. Harvey is sucking up all three ghosts in the vacuum] This s... sucks!

Stinkie: [the Ghostly Trio along with Dr. Harvey are out partying, and Dr. Harvey is drunk, singing karaoke] Hey, this Dr. Harvey's got a lot of spirit, you know what I'm sayin'?

Stretch: Yeah, but he's got his whole miserable life ahead of him.

Fatso: So we could do him a favor, and put him out of his misery.

Stretch: Yeah. Hey, good idea. We've been The Ghostly Trio long enough. Time to make it a... quartet!

Stretch: [eating breakfast with Stinkie and Fatso] Ya know what the problem is? Casper's got no respect for us.

Fatso: After all we've done for the little glowworm.

Stretch: Yeah. HEY!

[he sees Casper cleaning the mess the trio made on the floor, via their breakfast]

Stretch: What the hell do ya think you're doin', Bulbhead? This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of.

Casper: But we have company.

Stretch: Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery.

[he turns into a Nike]

Stretch: BOOM!

[he kicks Casper out of the way and the whole trio laughs and cheers]

Stinkie: Smell-o-gram!

[Dr Harvey pulls at the carpet to stop him rolling down the stairs, it comes away and he rolls down the stairs in the carpet]

Stinkie: Sushi, anyone? California roll, comin' up!

Stretch: [the door knocks three times slowly] That was fast. I... I believe it's for you, Doc.

[supernatural music plays as light starts to shine in the room. Dr. Harvey starts to answer it but looks back]

Stinkie: [with Stretch] Go.

[Dr. Harvey continues his way to the door. The music intensifies. When he opens the door, light shines in his face and he stares in awe]

Dr. Harvey: Amelia?

[the light and music fade as Fatso reveals himself in a red dress and makeup. He notices Dr. Harvey]

Fatso: MY MAN!

[he pulls him in for a kiss]

Fatso: MMMMMMMM-WAH!

[Dr. Harvey falls to the floor]

Fatso: Hmm.

[Fatso laughs smugly]

Fatso: I feel like Oprah on hiatus.

Stretch: You look like Oprah on hiatus.

[last lines]

Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?

Casper: [friendly] Couldn't have been better.

Dr. Harvey: It ain't over get. BOYS!

[the Ghostly Trio appears and start playing Casper's song]

Stinkie: Scream or sugar?

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