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(1995)

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Vic Damico: This isn't your first time in a restaurant, is it?

Lucille: No, my ex-husband used to like to eat out, may he rest in peace.

Vic Damico: So he passed away?

Lucille: Not yet.

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Emma: I hate this uniform, it makes me look 14.

Meg: You are 14.

Emma: Exactly.

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Donny Carlson: It's a very awkward age for girls.

Dave Goldman: Really what age is that?

Donny Carlson: 13 to 35, very awkward.

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Dr. David Townsend: Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.

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Lucille: I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.

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[Standing next to a Porsche]

Dave: I appreciate beautiful things.

Heidi: Beautiful fast things.

Dave: Beautiful fast German things... Heidi, right?

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Mikey: An order of fries and fresh horses for my men!

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[after kissing]

Susan Goldman: Wait, we can't do this.

Donny Carlson: Why not?

Susan Goldman: Because you would be afraid that I was thinking of Dave and I would be afraid that you were thinking about Clair.

Donny Carlson: Well, what if you thought about Clair, and I thought about Dave?

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Donny Carlson: Ladder, for to climb!

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Claire Carlson: We had to take back the graduation dress.

Emma Carlson: It made me look fat.

Donny Carlson: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.

Emma Carlson: Why would I wanna look fat?

Donny Carlson: You wouldn't! You couldn't!

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Vic Damico: [discussing his ex-wife's new boyfriend] Well, tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.

Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.

Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.

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Jed Damico: Do you have any Raffi?

DJ at Party: What?

Jed Damico: Do you have any Raffi?

DJ at Party: Reefer?

Jed Damico: Raffi!

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Dr. David Townsend: We're back, I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me.

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Vic Damico: Here's the recipe your kids like so much.

Dave Goldman: Vic's Meatloaf Madness.

Donny Carlson: You wrote it up?

Vic Damico: Yeah, it's all there. Tomtoes, onions, cheese... my own secret sauce.

Donny Carlson: Is it under ten minutes? Because if it's not, I can tell you right now I can't do it.

Vic Damico: Minute and half on high, serves a family of four.

Dave Goldman: Ragu... that's your secret sauce?

Vic Damico: [quietly] You wanna keep it down?

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Linda: Last week was my son Kevin's birthday, he turned six.

Dr. David Townsend: Happy Birthday, Kevin.

Linda: And his father was supposed to come take him to a hockey game. He likes hockey because there's fighting, and people can get hurt. His father, not Kevin. He just loves fighting.

Dr. David Townsend: Well, than can be healthy. Or... not healthy. Go on.

Linda: Well we wait, and we wait and we wait and he never shows up. He missed his own son's birthday, he didn't even call.

Dr. David Townsend: That son of a bitch! Can I say that on the radio? Because that is the only word for it; son of a bitch!

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