Beware: Children at Play (1989)After several children have gone missing, a writer and a cop decide to get to the bottom of the problem once and for all. As they find more and more leads they discover that their children ... See full summary » Director:Mik CribbenWriter:Fred Scharkey (screenplay) |
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Are your kids holy terrors? Out of control? Are they about ready to make you tear your hair out and drive you into taking excessive doses of Valium? Pop this DVD in and you will feel so much better about your troubled, terrorizing toddlers.... after all, at least they haven't killed you (yet). Those who are childless but thinking they might like a precious babe or two will renew their birth control pill prescriptions or run and buy the biggest box of rubbers the drug store carries. For everyone else - well, my God... the title of this movie alone makes it worth seeing ten times over. You know how you hear old people say "Kids today..." as they shake their heads with disdain... well if those old-timers got a load of these kids they'd probably keel right over. If you're *still* not convinced... the film's stunning climax is, well... stunning. Trust me, I'm a grown up - it's those gosh darn kids that you need to beware of....