Tom and Huck (1995)
Tom Sawyer: Huck! Hey, Huck! Muff Potter's my friend. And when a friend's in trouble, you can't run away.
Becky Thatcher: Oh Tom, it's, it's, what is it?
Tom Sawyer: It's your engagement ring.
Becky Thatcher: It's beautiful.
Tom Sawyer: It sure is. Why when I was engaged to Amy Lawrence she...
Becky Thatcher: What? You mean I'm not the first?
Tom Sawyer: No Becky, that was ages ago. Two months at least.
Becky Thatcher: I hate you. I hate you and I hope you die.
Tom Sawyer: Muff's innocent Huck, we gotta help him.
Huck Finn: We ain't gotta do nothing.
Tom Sawyer: You'd let him hang for something he didn't do.
Huck Finn: It ain't no skin off my back.
Tom Sawyer: Hello Huck!
Huck Finn: Hello yourself and see how you like it.
Tom Sawyer: Watcha doin' down here?
Huck Finn: Lookin for jackasses.
Tom Sawyer: Under a bridge?
Huck Finn: I found one, didn't I?
Sid: Shall I get some more soap, mother?
[looks at Tom and grins]
Aunt Polly: I don't know why you're smilin', Sid. You're next!
Injun Joe: [Injun Joe's about to stab Tom]
Huck Finn: HEY!
[kicks Injun Joe]
Injun Joe: I know you.
Tom Sawyer: [Huck pushes Tom behind him] Huck...
Injun Joe: You're Pat Finn's boy... Blueberry.
Huck Finn: Huckleberry.
Injun Joe: Your daddy was the best knife fighter on the Mississippi. Did he teach you?
Huck Finn: He taught me.
Injun Joe: Ahhh then let's see what you got, river trash.
Huck Finn: [pulls out knife] I ain't river trash!
Injun Joe: Come on!
Huck Finn: [Huck swings knife, Injun Joe dodges]
Injun Joe: [Injun Joe slams Huck into wall]
Huck Finn: [small yelp]
Injun Joe: You got guts boy. And in a minute they're gonna be on the ground.
Tom Sawyer: Let's see ya hit this!
Injun Joe: [turns around]
Tom Sawyer: [holds chest over the hole]
Injun Joe: NOOOOOO!
Tom Sawyer: So why'd ya come back, Huck?
Huck Finn: Figured if you did it alone, you'd probably splotch it up.
Tom Sawyer: Yeah, probably.
Tom Sawyer: I thought we was friends Huck.
Huck Finn: You thought wrong. I ain't got no friends. Ain't got time for 'em. But if I did have one I'd want him to be like you.
Huck Finn: According to this, you should be dead and rottin' right about now.
Tom Sawyer: I had to help Muff. Not helpin' him woulda been wrong.
Huck Finn: I know but, you swore an oath Tom, don't that mean anythin' to ya?
Tom Sawyer: Of course it does. It's just, it felt like the right thing to do. Huck it was the right thing to do.
Huck Finn: No. You swore an oath Tom, you swore.
Tom Sawyer: What if we could get the map? That'd prove Muff's innocent and we wouldn't break our oath.
Huck Finn: Only one problem. That map is in Injun Joe's pocket.
Joe Harper: He sold it to Doug Tanner - No, wait. Mickey Douglas got the marble from his cousin in St. Louis... who traded it to Alfred Temple, who sold it to... Johnny Miller. No, wait. Alfred sold it to -
[Injun Joe picks him up by his collar]
Injun Joe: Just tell me who owned it last, boy.
Joe Harper: Tom Sawyer owned it last. But it don't matter now,'cause now Tom's dead.
Injun Joe: That's too bad. I'm so sad.
[Drops Joe, who runs to the church]
Injun Joe: Yeah, that's it. Run, fat boy! Run!
Huck Finn: You gonna let her do that to you?
Tom Sawyer: I think she likes me.
Huck Finn: She pushes you off a bridge cuz she likes you?
Tom Sawyer: [Tom nods]
Huck Finn: [Huck blows smoke in Tom's face] I think you're both crazy.
Tom Sawyer: Hey Huck watcha got in the sack?
Huck Finn: Dead cat. Wagon run over 'em. Guts come out both ends.
Tom Sawyer: What's a dead cat good for?
Huck Finn: To cure warts away.
Tom Sawyer: Well, I got one. How's it work?
Huck Finn: You take your dead cat to the graveyard on the day somebody wicked's been buried, and when the devil comes, you heave your cat at him and say "Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with you". That'll fetch any wart.
Tom Sawyer: Sounds right. So when are you gonna try it?
Huck Finn: Tonight.
Tom Sawyer: Lemme go with ya, Huck.
Huck Finn: [shakes head] You might get scared.
Huck Finn: [Huck making scary sounds] Dead seems kinda lively tonight don't they?
Huck Finn: [whirls around] HAH!
Tom Sawyer: [Tom yelps]
Huck Finn: [Huck grins]
Huck Finn: He's drunk asleep. Shouldn't be too hard to get that map.
Tom Sawyer: Then let's get it and git.
Tom Sawyer: [begins approaching Injun Joe, then notices Huck's not following] Ain't ya comin'?
Huck Finn: One map don't need the two of us. I'll wait here.