Unhappily Ever After (1995–1999)
Ryan Malloy: My mom and my dad are great. They have two kids. The End.
Jack Malloy: [while helping Ross with his homework] OK, let's see that map. Here's California.
Jennie Malloy: And here's New York over here.
Jack Malloy: What's all that in between?
Jennie Malloy: The reason "Touched By An Angel" is a hit.
Jennie Malloy: Watch where you're pouring your sauce!
Jack Malloy: If I had ever done that, we wouldn't be sitting here.
Ryan Malloy: And who's the one with the big ears?
Ross Malloy: Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something.
Ryan Malloy: If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her?
[screaming at the TV]
Ryan Malloy: Prince! If she looks like a horse, use her as horse!
Ross Malloy: Amen, brother.
Ryan Malloy: Honestly.
Ryan Malloy: It's great to be president! You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already.
Ryan Malloy: Wait, I know this guy.
[Jack looks at him, wearing glasses]
Ryan Malloy: That's Clark Kent!
Tiffany Malloy: Look what I got.
Ryan Malloy: What is it? What is it?
Tiffany Malloy: My college formula.
Ryan Malloy: Aaw, I thought it was ice cream.
Ryan Malloy: Mild-mannered Ryan was sitting in the rain, he got struck by lightning, and now he's still the same. He's lightning boy!