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Quinn Michael Mallory: We have a plan. We just don't know what it is yet.
Share thisRembrandt Lee "Crying Man" Brown: I didn't mind killing him. I might have a twinge of guilt about killing you, but then again, maybe not.
Share thisQuinn Mallory: [season two opening monologue] What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where the Russians rule America... or where your dreams of being superstar came true... or where San Francisco was a maximum-security prison. My friends and I found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way back home.
Share thisQuinn Mallory: [season five opening monologue] What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, but everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
Share thisRembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [season five opening monologue] What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, buy everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
Share this[a group of Amish-dressed people are coming to attack Colin Mallory]
Quinn Michael Mallory: Great! We're gonna get beat up by the cast of Witness!
Share thisQuinn Mallory: [season one monologue/opening] What if you could find brand new worlds right here on Earth? Where anything is possible. Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.
Share thisProf. Maximillian P. Arturo: More power, Mr. Mallory!
Share thisQuinn Michael Mallory: You are really starting to piss me off!
Share thisRembrandt Brown: She's supposed to be ugly? The Kromaggs ever look in a mirror? Eye-eating freaks!
Share thisProf. Maximillian P. Arturo: [after coffee is spilt all over him] Drink it, don't carry it, you idiot!
Share thisProf. Maximillian P. Arturo: That scoundrel! That intellectually impoverished knave wanted me to win his Nobel for him. As you can see, I told him nothing!
[points to sour looking face chalked on blackboard]
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