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Pinky and the Brain (TV Series 1995–1998) Poster

(1995–1998)

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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

The Brain: I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.

Dolly Parton: I'm your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?

The Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.

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The Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?

Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

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The Brain: We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

Pinky: We're going to Denny's?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.

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Pinky: Narf!

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The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!

Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You're thinking of that other park in Orlando.

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[repeated line]

The Brain: YES!

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but balancing a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tounge?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

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Pinky: Egad. You astound me, Brain.

The Brain: That's a simple task, Pinky.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

Pinky: Wha, I think so Brain, but - *snort* No, no, it's too stupid.

The Brain: We will disguise ourselves as a cow.

Pinky: Narf. That was it *exactly*.

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The Brain: Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

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The Brain: Quiet Pinky, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

The Brain: [Irritated] Guess!

Pinky: Oh, try to take over the world, right.

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Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

The Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!

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[Pinky's film about World Domination is ruined]

The Brain: Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.

Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night.

The Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take

[the film slows down and rips apart]

Singers: They're Dinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.

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The Brain: Behold, I can create fire from a little box.

Alan: So what?

Cannibal #1: Big deal.

Cannibal #2: Let's eat 'em.

The Brain: I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.

Alan: So what?

Cannibal #1: Big deal.

Cannibal #2: Let's eat 'em.

Pinky: I can make bubbles with my spit.

[the cannibals gasp and begin to bow]

The Brain: *Now* do you believe we were sent by your god?

Alan: Naw, that's just *really cool*.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

The Brain: True.

Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

The Brain: To my knowledge, never.

Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

The Brain: Next to nil.

Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we get "Sam spayed," we'll never have any puppies.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... oooh, it's all too much for me.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

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The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

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The Brain: So many levels...

[drools]

The Brain: ahhhhh...

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Pinky: Just say "poit".

The Brain: Whenever I say "poit" Pinky, we will be on Mars.

Pinky: What planet is this?

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The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what... you know.

Pinky: I think so, but... uh... something about a duck.

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[the Brain's shrinking chant]

The Brain: Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.

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Big Jake: And they say them UFO things are just pie plates... well, they ARE pie plates. ALIEN pie plates...

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The Brain: Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn't foiled by the atomic weight of gold.

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The Brain: Hi, I'm Bubba Beau Bob Brain.

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The Brain: Are there any questions?

Pinky: Oh, Oh, pick me, Brain.

The Brain: GENERAL Brain.

Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?

The Brain: I can't tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

The Brain: And if you were tortured?

Pinky: Oh, well that's different then, isn't it?

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[the Brain has made a list of the 5 things needed to be a country singer]

The Brain: Read the list to me, Pinky.

Pinky: Okay. "Cowboy clothes."

The Brain: Check.

Pinky: Southern accent.

The Brain: Check, Y'all.

Pinky: Very good, Brain. "Working-class values."

The Brain: I like beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.

Pinky: A name consisting of no less than three words.

The Brain: Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.

Pinky: A height of at least six feet.

The Brain: Che... Drats.

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The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.

Pinky: Capitol Hill?

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The Brain: I will accept nothing less than mahogany.

Pinky: There is no substitute for Diana Ross.

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The Brain: The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.

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The Brain: No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.

Pinky: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.

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The Brain: Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.

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The Brain: Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it.

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The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he?

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The Brain: Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Pinky: Oh practice Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!

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The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel I'm bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.

Pinky: Mmm! Caulk!

The Brain: ...And yet I continue.

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The Brain: Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence." You have the I.Q. of plaster.

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The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carley Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.

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The Brain: ...that excites the masses.

Pinky: Newspapers? Religious tracts? The Victoria's Secret catalogue?

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