At Blandings Castle, the Earl of Emsworth only cares about his prize pig 'The Empress' and is wilfully ignorant of the fact that his brother is planning to publish a book which might ruin the family name forever. Moreover, the Earl's nephew might cause the family some major damage by getting married to a terribly unsuitable chorus girl. Written by
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Clarence, Earl of Emsworth
[to his prize pig, the Empress
We'll have you back in your boudoir before bedtime, you adorable girl!