Earthworm Jim (1995–1996)
Peter Puppy: I must not fear, fear is the mindkiller, fear is the little death that brings total oblivion...
Earthworm Jim: Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and... evil peanut butter!
Peter Puppy: Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!
Narrator: Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*.
Peter Puppy: Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
Earthworm Jim: Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter.
PsyCrow: Maximum suckage...
[Jim is calling a fancy restaurant to get a reservation for his date with Princess What's-Her-Name]
Earthworm Jim: Whaddya mean, you won't take my reservation? Of course I'm the King of Spain! Listen: "Soy el rey de esponja."
Peter Puppy: Uh, Jim, you just told him you're the King of Sponge.
Earthworm Jim: Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!
Peter Puppy: I beg your pardon?
Earthworm Jim: I mean, use me like a whip!
Peter Puppy: Oh! Heh. Right.
Earthworm Jim: [repeated Line] Eat Dirt! GAHAHAHAHAH!
Security Guard 1: Did a giant worm, a talking dog, and a smiling booger just walk by here?
Security Guard 2: Mm-hmm.
Security Guard 1: (Picks up the phone) Hello? DNA Lab? Whatever you're doing down there... CUT IT OUT?
Earthworm Jim: I'm proud to live in a nation where anyone, regardless of species, can BUY a college education.
Peter Puppy: Oh goody. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig.
Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven...
Earthworm Jim: Gosh! Really?
Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: You betcha! Or the bandsaw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless beltsander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!
Additional Voices: Intruder Alert... Destroy intruders...
Earthworm Jim: Yeah! Go get 'em!
[security robot grabs Jim by the neck]
Earthworm Jim: Oh right, you mean us...
Psy-Crow: You're gonna hit me real hard now, aren't ya?
Hench Rat: Oww. Thank you.
Earthworm Jim: It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach."
PsyCrow: The wages of sin are death, but the hours are great.