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(1995–1998)

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Maryann Thorpe: [spying on her ex-husband and singing to the tune of "I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"] The eyes of Maryann are on you, all the live long day/You hired a lawyer and divorced me, but you can't get away.

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Zoey: [while watching Cybill do a scene in her unfunny sitcom] I would laugh harder at my own autopsy.

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Zoey: People with cute nicknames should be used for food.

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Cybill Sheridan: Smell me.

Maryann Thorpe: Bite me.

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Maryann Thorpe: My mouth feels like I just swallowed sheep.

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[Cybill is talking about how she gave up a major role in "The Godfather"]

Cybill Sheridan: I could have had Diane Keaton's part, but I gave it up for a role in a major motion picture starring... ABBA.

[grimaces]

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Zoey: It's like I'm roasting on a spit in hell, and you two are there with chefs hats and barbeque tongs.

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Kevin Blanders: Oh that's right! Emasculate me! C'mon!

Rachel Blanders: It's *always* about your penis, isn't it?

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Maryann Thorpe: Did I ever tell you I superglued his penis to his thigh?

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Maryann Thorpe: Stink-o-rama! Loser! Must Pee TV!

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Maryann Thorpe: Searing pain! Nerve damage! Temporary blindness! The taste of burnt pennies!

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Backup Singers: [to a Samba beat, as Cybil dances and sexily holds two large coconuts in front of her] Coconuts, coconuts, co- co- co- coconuts.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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