All That (1994–2005)
Announcer: [show open] Fresh out the box! Stop, look, and watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's all that!
Lori Beth Denberg: If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a *boy* and your bra is too tight, *I'm* uncomfortable.
Kevin the stage manager: [at the start of every show] Five minutes! Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes!
Lori Beth Denberg: If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
Kyle Sullivan: Tell them about the time you slapped Hitler!
Dr. Debbie: So what's wrong with you?
Bernie Kibbitz: [shouting] What *isn't* wrong with me? I'm 112 years old! My dog ran away! They cancelled the "Melrose Place!" This morning I sprained my ankle pole-vaulting and my doctor is a cheerleader... *oy!*
Lori Beth Denberg: Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.
Complaint Department Lady: Complaint Department.
Megan Marples: Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.
Complaint Department Lady: Is that your complaint?
Megan Marples: Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.
Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.
Megan Marples: No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.
Complaint Department Lady: [placing dog on head] How's it look?
Megan Marples: Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.
Complaint Department Lady: I feel pretty.
Megan Marples: Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.
Complaint Department Lady: ...Whatcha doin'?
Megan Marples: Complaining.
Complaint Department Lady: May I hear your complaint?
Megan Marples: Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!
Complaint Department Lady: [opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.
[throws dog down defective shoot]
Megan Marples: No, that's my dog!
Complaint Department Lady: [grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...
[checks under the hat]
Complaint Department Lady: boy? You are!
Megan Marples: You are loony!
Complaint Department Lady: Sir, you forgot your dog!
Lori Beth Denberg: When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left in the sun, mayonnaise grows hair.
Lori Beth Denberg: It is not nice to push your friend Billy off a roof and then yell "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!"
Mr. Gerrman: I write... I write articles on food.
Ed: [thinking he does it literally] Well, wouldn't it be better to write 'em on paper?