Monty is a student, and when his computer crashes, he's left with only a single paper copy of his thesis. Frightened of losing it, he immediately rushes out to photocopy it, only to stumble and drop it down a grate. Searching the basement of the building, he discovers that it has been found by Simon, a squatter. Simon makes a deal with Monty: for every day's accomodation and food that Monty gives him, he will give a page of the thesis in return. Written by
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After Simon is evicted from the library basement, Monty says he needs a home. Simon replies that he had a home, "with 17 bathrooms and 8 miles of books". Since he is penniless, presumably he is referring to the library he left. But Harvard's Widener Library has nearly 60 miles of books, not 8. See more
Social Security Clerk
I'm going to ask again, do you have evidence of birth?
I'm sittin' here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion?
Written by Irving Berlin
Performed by Lyle Lovett
Courtesy of Curb Music Company and MCA Records See more