Monty is a student, and when his computer crashes, he's left with only a single paper copy of his thesis. Frightened of losing it, he immediately rushes out to photocopy it, only to stumble and drop it down a grate. Searching the basement of the building, he discovers that it has been found by Simon, a squatter. Simon makes a deal with Monty: for every day's accomodation and food that Monty gives him, he will give a page of the thesis in return. Written by
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If you want a degree go to Harvard. If you want an education go to Simon Wilder.
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In the library, Monty closes the Walt Whitman book and puts it on the table. The camera pulls back and shows Monty looking around. The book is no longer on the table or in his hand. See more
Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom?
No, but you can have one.
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Written by Irving Berlin
Performed by Lyle Lovett
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