Monty is a student, and when his computer crashes, he's left with only a single paper copy of his thesis. Frightened of losing it, he immediately rushes out to photocopy it, only to stumble and drop it down a grate. Searching the basement of the building, he discovers that it has been found by Simon, a squatter. Simon makes a deal with Monty: for every day's accomodation and food that Monty gives him, he will give a page of the thesis in return. Written by
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If you want a degree go to Harvard. If you want an education go to Simon Wilder.
Did You Know?
Six big name British actors were in the running for Prof. Pitkannan. But Joe Pesci
vetoed all of them wanting the role to go to a big name USA performer. See more
Monty and Simon stop on the bridge and sit to talk. When they get up to leave, the books that Simon offered to carry have disappeared. See more
Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum.
Written by Grant Lee Phillips
Performed by Grant Lee Buffalo
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