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(1994)

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McComb: Never interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

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[preparing to launch]

Eugene Matuzak: She's a little shaky.

Ricky: Blood pressure's gonna loosen her teeth and her pulse is pushing 140.

Eugene Matuzak: If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.

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Sarah Fielding: I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with IA for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?

Max Walker: I'm blown away.

Sarah Fielding: I read the Atwood file.

Max Walker: You didn't mention you could read.

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Sarah Fielding: What happened to the Volmer twins?

Max Walker: See those two red spots?

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Senator Aaron McComb: When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life.

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Senator Aaron McComb: You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.

Max Walker: Thanks for clearing that up.

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[as he kicks the villain]

Max Walker: I'm still kicking. I must be on Broadway.

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[Talking to his younger, slimmer, self]

McComb: Do yourself a favor. Lay off the fucking candy bars.

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Eugene Matuzak: [after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.

Ricky: Sorry, chief.

Max Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.

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Palmer: [Points a gun at Max] Don't tell anyone I killed you, I'm on bail.

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Max Walker: There is never enough time.

Melissa Walker: Time for what?

Max Walker: To satisfy a woman.

Melissa Walker: Then you never want to miss an opportunity.

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[after stopping a crook without violence]

Max Walker: He must have read my mind.

Melissa Walker: The way you speak English, he'd have to.

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[after kicking a guy into liquid nitrogen]

Max Walker: I guess I should have told him to 'Freeze.'

Senator Aaron McComb: I think he got the picture.

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Eugene Matuzak: You're allowed to have a life, you know. I read it in a manual somewhere.

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Senator Aaron McComb: Look don't expect to be my chief of staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.

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Sarah Fielding: You're not funny.

Max Walker: I'm never funny.

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Max Walker: [confronting a purse-snatcher on rollerbaldes] Read it!

Rollerblades: [reading the boot extended in his face] Wolverine?

Max Walker: Between the lines!

Rollerblades: I should get the fuck out of here?

Max Walker: [lowers his foot] Very good. First... I think you have a purse to return.

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Palmer: Fifty thousand volts, motherfucker. Have a nice day.

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Eugene Matuzak: Here goes the pension.

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[with gun in hand]

Senator Aaron McComb: What's the problem? You just point it, pull the trigger, and boom, someone dies.

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Max Walker: Freeze!

McComb: Do you realize how inappropriate that word is? Do I look frozen to you?

Max Walker: You look like shit to me!

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McComb: That's C-4. Not only will it turn this house into dust, but it will also separate every part of you from every other part of you.

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Irish Cop: Poor bastard. Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.

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Handlebar: [assumes a boxing pose to fight Walker] I went 10 rounds with John L. Sullivan himself.

Max Walker: [takes him out easily] I saw Tyson beat Spinks on TV.

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Lyle Atwood: [to Max] I can't tell you anything. He'll send somebody back to wipe out my grandparents. It'll be like I'll never existed. My mother, my father, my wife, my kids, my fucking cat.

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Max Walker: I'll tell you this, if I can't go back to save her; this scumbag is not going back to steal money.

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