[preparing to launch]
Eugene Matuzak: She's a little shaky.
Ricky: Blood pressure's gonna loosen her teeth and her pulse is pushing 140.
Eugene Matuzak: If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.
[Talking to his younger, slimmer, self]
McComb: Do yourself a favor. Lay off the fucking candy bars.
Sarah Fielding: I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with IA for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?
Max Walker: I'm blown away.
Sarah Fielding: I read the Atwood file.
Max Walker: You didn't mention you could read.
Max Walker: There is never enough time.
Melissa Walker: Time for what?
Max Walker: To satisfy a woman.
Melissa Walker: Then you never want to miss an opportunity.
Senator Aaron McComb: When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life.
Senator Aaron McComb: You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.
Max Walker: Thanks for clearing that up.
[as he kicks the villain]
Max Walker: I'm still kicking. I must be on Broadway.
Eugene Matuzak: [after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.
Ricky: Sorry, chief.
Max Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.
Palmer: [Points a gun at Max] Don't tell anyone I killed you, I'm on bail.
Max Walker: Freeze!
McComb: Do you realize how inappropriate that word is? Do I look frozen to you?
Max Walker: You look like shit to me!
[after stopping a crook without violence]
Max Walker: He must have read my mind.
Melissa Walker: The way you speak English, he'd have to.
[after kicking a guy into liquid nitrogen]
Max Walker: I guess I should have told him to 'Freeze.'
Senator Aaron McComb: I think he got the picture.
Eugene Matuzak: You're allowed to have a life, you know. I read it in a manual somewhere.
Senator Aaron McComb: Look don't expect to be my chief of staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.
Max Walker: [confronting a purse-snatcher on rollerbaldes] Read it!
Rollerblades: [reading the boot extended in his face] Wolverine?
Max Walker: Between the lines!
Rollerblades: I should get the fuck out of here?
Max Walker: [lowers his foot] Very good. First... I think you have a purse to return.
Palmer: Fifty thousand volts, motherfucker. Have a nice day.
[with gun in hand]
Senator Aaron McComb: What's the problem? You just point it, pull the trigger, and boom, someone dies.
McComb: That's C-4. Not only will it turn this house into dust, but it will also separate every part of you from every other part of you.
Irish Cop: Poor bastard. Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.
Handlebar: [assumes a boxing pose to fight Walker] I went 10 rounds with John L. Sullivan himself.
Max Walker: [takes him out easily] I saw Tyson beat Spinks on TV.
Lyle Atwood: [to Max] I can't tell you anything. He'll send somebody back to wipe out my grandparents. It'll be like I'll never existed. My mother, my father, my wife, my kids, my fucking cat.
Max Walker: I'll tell you this, if I can't go back to save her; this scumbag is not going back to steal money.