[
Jason and Sarah are making out, when the doorbell sounds.]
Grant:
Oh my God, oh my God, it's Miss Bennett!
Sarah:
How do you know?
Grant:
I've always found that by asking what's the worst thing that could possibly happen, I can predict the future with incredible accuracy.
Grant:
Where could she have gone?
Sarah:
Does she have any friends?
Grant:
None that she likes.
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