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Terminal Velocity (1994) Poster

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Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.

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Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: [Trying to speak Russian] The buses here don't work. I am an asshole.

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Let's just say she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks.

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: For someone I've never slept with you sure fucked me pretty good.

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Richard 'Ditch' Brodie: Oh, god... no... dead people... agh.

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Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?

Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!

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Chris Morrow: Shoot!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken!

Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What's Russian for 'ass'?

Chris Morrow: Schzopa.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Well, stop blowing smoke up my schzopa.

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Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Don't worry, I brought my Coffeetron Dick Defender.

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