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An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, in an animatronic Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy. Together, the couple try to elude the mad scientist and the police and find a more appropriate vessel for Michael's brain. Written by
D.A. Kellough <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I was up at an unearthly hour (2:30 am) and turned on the television. Much to my dismay, this movie was the best thing on. I hesitate to use the word "best", but even more strongly hesitate to use the word "movie". I must admit that at that hour, almost anything would be entertaining, but I feel like I lost a significant amount of brain cells after watching that...thing. It was, in a word, bizarre. I can't think of any other way to describe it in an even remotely positive manner. The humor was quirky, but misguided, and the acting was horrendous. I'm positive that Denise Richards now weeps whenever she hears anything related to dinosaurs. Let's just say that it wasn't her finest hour. But, by all means, see this movie. It will give you far greater respect for the oscar nominees.
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