Dr. Dhalsim: If good men do nothing, that is evil enough.
Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Colonel William F. Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.
Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
[indicates her binds]
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Chun Li: [reporting on GNT World News] This is Chung-Li Zang with GNT News. A.N. forces are consolidating their hold on Shadaloo City today after a night of skirmishing that secured this key Southeast Asian port. But these soldiers aren't celebrating just yet. They know that defeating the ragtag city militia is one thing. Defeating the heavily-armed forces of General M. Bison is quite another. The Allied Nations forces know that they are dealing with a power-mad dictator, a dictator whose drug money has equipped his army with high-tech weaponry which some intelligence experts fear is equal to anything in the industrialized world. It's been only twenty-four hours since this dangerous and unpredictable warlord seized sixty-three Allied Nations relief workers from a village north of here. This self-styled general's ransom demands? An astonishing twenty billion dollars! Meanwhile, the location of the sixty-three hostages remains unknown. Of the fifteen Allied Nations troops assigned to guard the missing relief workers, twelve are confirmed dead and three are missing. Their whereabouts? Also unknown.
Chun Li: [reporting on GNT World News] Colonel Guile? Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, Chung-Li Zang, GNT News. May we speak to you, please?
Chun Li: But don't you want to speak to the world audience?
Colonel William F. Guile: No, but I do want to talk to someone.
[takes Chung-Li's microphone]
Colonel William F. Guile: That bastard Bison! I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this!
[flips Bison off]
Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!
Colonel William F. Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!
Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?
Colonel William F. Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?
Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.
Colonel William F. Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.
Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.
Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!
Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!
Colonel William F. Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!
Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?
Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?
Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
Cammy: [to Chung-Li as she arrests her] Darling, basic black's not really you. Prison grey, perhaps?
[Chung-Li does a back-flip and runs off]
T. Hawk: Stop! Hey! Come back here! Where do you think you're going? Hey, stop! Stop! You don't have a chance!
Cammy: Stop! Stop!
T. Hawk: What a screw-up!
Colonel William F. Guile: [appears and watches Chung-Li's escape] What a woman!
Zangief: General, vhat about them?
[indicates Honda and Balrog]
Bison: Take them to the interrogation room. They will talk... or they will die.
Bison: Preferably both.
Bison: Take the, uh... journalist to my chambers. We have decided to grant her a private interview.
Ken: [to Chung-Li after having been spit on] You're gonna dehydrate yourself.
Zangief: [to Ryu and Ken] Now you look like Bison troopers! This is vhere ve train in our glorious struggle against the Allied Nations' tyranny!
Ken: [to a Bison trooper] How ya doin'?
Ryu: [to another trooper] Hey, lookin' great!
Ken: [to another trooper] Nice gun!
Ryu: [to another trooper] Hey, great uniforms!
Ken: [to another trooper] Long live Bison!
Ryu: Yep, Bison.
Zangief: I see you later, in the commissary, ah?
[salutes them and leaves]
Ken: You get a good look at that video map?
Ryu: Just got the left half.
Ken: Good. I got the right.
A.N. Official: [getting saluted] As you were, Colonel.
Colonel William F. Guile: What a surprise. Welcome to the Shadaloo front. You're just in time for the kickoff.
A.N. Official: I'm afraid not, Colonel. The Security Council has just voted. They've decided to negotiate.
Colonel William F. Guile: You're joking!
A.N. Official: We think we can deal with General Bison. You're instructed to call off the assault. Contact him. Request an extension of his deadline. We are prepared to pay the ransom demand.
Colonel William F. Guile: Twenty billion dollars? What will prevent him from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion?
[gives him a slight shove]
Colonel William F. Guile: One hundred billion?
A.N. Official: Colonel, have you lost your mind?
Colonel William F. Guile: No! You've lost your balls!
A.N. Official: Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops, then consider yourself relieved of your command!
Colonel William F. Guile: [solemnly] Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.
Colonel William F. Guile: Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?
[the troopers cheer]
A.N. Official: Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile, these instructions...!
[accidentally drops them into the water]
A.N. Official: Stop them, please!
Colonel William F. Guile: Hey, I would love to! But some moron just canned me!
Chun Li: I spent the past ten years working in the media world, using it to gather intelligence on you. I found partners who hated you and your friends as much as I did. But most imporantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents, so that one day, I could meet you, avenge my father...
[laughs, picks up a Newsweek]
Chun Li: ... and end your reign of terror myself.
Bison: [grabs Chung-Li, then laughs] I don't think so. You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch. No, my dear. I know women... and you are harmless.
Chun Li: [smiles] That's exactly what I wanted you to think. Yah-tah!
[snaps her binds and attacks Bison furiously]
Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive!
Bison: Of course! His death was designed to ingraitate his spies with you!
[mockingly covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?
Bison: [to the hostages] The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!
Bison: [to the hostages] Your masters at the A.N. call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad! No! You shall be killed BY a wild beast, a beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber!
Bison Computer Voice: Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room level.
Dr. Dhalsim: [to Guile] The signal! The real monster's upstairs! He expects to see his creation!
Bison Computer Voice: Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room.
Bison: [to the hostages] Behold, the face of your destruction, and of my victory!
[the incubation chamber rises, Guile leaps out]
Colonel William F. Guile: [attacking Bison] Hai-ya!
Chun Li: Yes!
Bison: Then defeat is a possibility. Very well. We shall face it together, Dee Jay, with the stoicism of the true warrior.
[Dee Jay quietly leaves as Bison continues to stare at the screen]
Ken: Sayonara, buddy!
Ryu: Come on! Let's go! Where are you going, man?
Ken: What are you, nuts? Ryu, Guile put a gun to our head! We did our part! The real soldiers are here, and we're gone!
Ryu: What's wrong with you, man? There's people fighting upstairs! Dying upstairs!
Ken: Yeah, and they get paid for it! We don't! Now you comin' with me or not? Maybe before this place blows up we can find something worthwhile!
Ryu: No thanks! I already found something worthwhile.
Ken: I don't understand!
Ryu: I know you don't.
Colonel William F. Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me!
Bison: [to Guile] Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?
Zangief: [on Guile] He vas a brave man... a true warrior.
Cammy: [crying] He told us to leave. We did the right thing.
Balrog: Well it still feels pretty wrong to me.
Cammy: [crying as Guile appears alive] Uh, tear gas, sir... on the way out.
Colonel William F. Guile: I guess you've earned your passports home.
Ryu: You can hang onto them.
Ken: Somebody's gonna have to help put this country back together. Maybe a couple of hustlers can help.
Colonel William F. Guile: Ever think of, uh, enlisting?
Bison Computer Voice: [last lines, droning voice as the computer recharges] Solar batteries recharging. Solar batteries recharging. One solar battery on line. One solar battery on line. Attempting to activate system. System activated.
[Bison's hand punches through a computer screen]
Bison Computer Voice: Good morning, General Bison. What is your menu choice for today?
[Bison opens Windows and clicks WORLD DOMINATION: REPLAY]
Colonel William F. Guile: Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!
Colonel William F. Guile: Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.
Zangief: Quick, change the channel!
Ryu: I know you, you're Edmond Honda, the sumo from Hawaii. Almost made Yokozuna.
E. Honda: Until the Shadaloo Tong destroyed my reputation.
Balrog: They did the same thing to me in my boxing career.
[Ken looks at Chun-Li]
Ken: [Coldly] Don't tell me. Figure skating?
Bison: I hoped to meet Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in unarmed combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlo Blanco shall be the first of many who shall march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity shall bow to me in humble gratitude.
Zangief: That vas beautiful boss!
Cammy: Cammy here, are you all right?
Colonel William F. Guile: I'm okay. I'm just half dead.
Cammy: And Bison?
Colonel William F. Guile: All dead.
Colonel William F. Guile: It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine.
Colonel William F. Guile: Four years of ROTC for this shit!
Bison: What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!
Bison: Merely educational software. Why does he find it disturbing?
Dr. Dhalsim: Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic.
Chun Li: Colonel Guile! How about that interview... for my network?
Colonel William F. Guile: Sure... but only if you wear that dress!
Colonel William F. Guile: The only way you're leaving is over my dead body!
Bison: Game Over!
Bison: You will die for this insult, Sagat.
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.
Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?
Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!
Zangief: ...you got paid?
Ken: She said this place will blow in ten minutes. Things can't get worse.
[Ken and Ryu walk into the tent and find themselves in the middle between Bison's and Victor Saget's men about to exchange fire at each other]
Ken: Uh... I was wrong. It got worse.
Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!
Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
[drops a golden statue near a defeated Sagat]
Ken: Here you go, Sagat. I owe you. If I hadn't met you, I might've become you.
Victor Sagat: Vega is the greatest cage fighter since Iron Fist.
Ken: What happened to him?
Victor Sagat: He retired... and became me.
[the torturer cracks his whip several times at Honda's back and Honda doesn't make a sound. Balrog starts to laugh]
Bison's torturer: [to Balrog] You're next, yankee.
Balrog: Uh, I think I want to lie down first.
[the torturer punches Balrog in the face and leaves the room]
Balrog: And take a bath.
Balrog: [notices Honda's wounds] How do you keep from crying out?
E. Honda: I'm a sumo, brother. My body can be in one place, my mind another.
Balrog: Do me a favor. Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back a pizza.
E. Honda: Watch your back, Li.
Chun Li: Oh, I didn't know you cared.
Balrog: We don't. You're the only one who can pay for our expense accounts.
Dee Jay: Oh, Yes. My mama didn't raise no fool, baby.
[he sees someone coming]
Dee Jay: Oh man, I should have stayed at Microsoft.
Balrog: [Balrog and Honda are chained in prison. Balrog grabs his chain] Honda, give me a hand.
E. Honda: We've only been in prison two hours. Maybe next month.
Bison: You came to fight me soldier, here's your chance.
[the soldier throws a kick at Bison, who breaks his neck]
Bison: [Blanka is held by two Bison guards. Bison rips off Blanka's dog tag] Carlos Blanka... Charlie? So you're Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory.
Balrog: [Balrog and Honda are throttling Ken and Ryu with their chains] Well well, if it isn't our little buddies who double-crossed us.
[Ken tries to speak]
Balrog: What did he say?
E. Honda: Hail to M. Bison. These guys are fanatics
Ken: [Disgruntled] We're on the same side!
Balrog: I think he said he can lead us outside.
[Balrog and Honda release them]
Ken: What I said was "we're on the same side!"
Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmmm?
Capt. Sawada: A single boat against everything he's got? The pilot would have to be out of his mind.
Colonel William F. Guile: Luckily, Bison has driven me crazy... so I'm going to do it.
Cammy: Stealth mode compromised, sir! We're busted!
Zangief: DEE JAY! Why you arent in your uniform? The enemies of peace and freedom are at our halls!
Dee Jay: Are you totally demented mon? Our boss is the enemy of freedom and peace these people have come all over the world to stop him. If you are smart you save your own ass!
Zangief: Wait! Bison is a bad guy! If you know vhy make use of him
Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin' fortune you moron!
Zangief: [stupidly] You got paid?
[Ryu and Ken have been grabbed by the neck by Sagat during the ambush of Bison's party]
Victor Sagat: [raging] Are you with me, or against me?
Ken: [desperate] Uh... is that multiple choice?
Chun Li: [derisively referring to Cammy's hairstyle] Pigtails?
Cammy: [referring to Chun Li's double hair buns] Well look who's talking!
Cammy: They know we're coming.
Bison: You'll have to do better than that.
Bison: This is general Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself!
Colonel William F. Guile: This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine.
Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive?
Bison: Of course! His "death" was designed to igratiate his spies with you!
[Covers one eye]
Bison: I guess you didn't *see* that did you? Tch. This time colonel, you die for real.
Ken: Okay we're off the streets you feel safe yet?
Ryu: [the sound of ripping flesh is heard. Vega's opponent falls unconcious in the ring next to Ken & Ryu] Yeah, real safe.
Ken: This place makes Detroit look like Disney World. The only question is who's lowlifes are gonna kill us first, Sagat's or Bison's?
E. Honda: [Bison's logo appears on the monitor in his news van] What the hell? Balrog! Balrog, do you believe this?
Balrog: [Holding video camera] Believe this Honda? Man, I'm shootin' it.
Victor Sagat: The next fight! The challenger...
Ryu & Ken: [Pointing to each other] Him!
Arms Dealer: Armored Personnel Carrier. Surplus from Iraqi Army. Five speeds: Two forward, three reverse.
Bison: All I want to do is rule the world, is that so much to ask?
Colonel William F. Guile: [to the citizens after crashing into a building with his tank] You're all under arrest.