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The Stöned Age (1994)

Joe and Hubbs are a pair of rockers who are on a quest for 'chicks'. This is the tale of their adventures over one night.

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Joe
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Renee Allman ...
Lanie (as Renee Ammann)
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Tack (as Clifton Gonzalez Gonzalez)
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Dad
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Crump's Brother
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Officer Dean
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Convenient Store / Disco Clerk
Richard Chaim ...
Norm Hankey
Josh Berman ...
Perk
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Mike Dick
David R. Parker ...
Mike New York
Daniel Collins ...
Crump
Ernest M. Garcia ...
Neighbor
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Determined to avoid another night of driving aimlessly around Torrance in the Blue Torpedo, Joe and Hubbs set out on a quest for fine chicks. Their paths soon cross with Tack, from whom they learn about a pair of foreign radical chicks hanging out near the Frankie Avalon place. Over Joe's objections, Hubbs worms Tack out of the deal, and the pair take a slow ride toward their destiny. Written by Greg Helton <ghelton@airmail.net>

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Trivia

Blue Oyster Cult band member's Eric Bloom and Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser are seen standing outside of a store trying to sell bootleg t-shirt's for $5 after the movie's final credits. See more »

Goofs

When Crump's brother is breaking down the front door of the house, the door's chain switches between being latched and unlatched several times. See more »

Quotes

Mrs. Hankey: Don't be such a Poopydoodle!
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Crazy Credits

During the credits, not only can you see Joe and Hubbs, but also the two cops eating and drinking the milk and chocolate they bought in the liquor store. See more »

Connections

Features Blue Öyster Cult: Live 1976 (1976) See more »

Soundtracks

Slow Ride
Composed by "Lonesome' Dave Peverett' (as Dave Peverett)
Performed by Foghat
Courtesy of Bearsville Records
By Arrangement with Rhino Records
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Um, what year does this take place?
30 October 2003 | by (Huntington Beach, CA) – See all my reviews

Bit of advice to low budget filmmakers - have your film take place during the present day. Setting your film in the past is expensive and takes a lot of time and energy. This movie's depiction of 1970's era Southern California is so bad, it's as if they made no effort whatsoever. I mean, the very first scene has Crump's brother standing on the side of the highway as Ford Explorers and late 90's model Volvo Station wagons go cruising by. I didn't even know it took place in the 70's until Joe had his 8-track eaten by the Blue Bomber. Even the wardrobe and hair is terrible. Half the cast looks straight out of the Seattle grunge scene - tight, ripped jeans, leather jackets and long, straight hair. Hell, Hubbs looks more like the dude from the Cult than a 17 year-old high school kid in the 70's. The "hot" chick adds even more confusion, with her late-80's, metal groupie, "she's my cherry pie", Warrant video ensemble. Now, with that said, there are some great moments. Tack is hilarious and perfect. Joe's brush with Blue Oyster Cult and "the laser" is classic. The soundtrack of Ted Nugent, Sabbath, and the aforementioned BOC totally rocks (guess we know where the budget went). The Schnapster rules (*ping!*) Mike Dick and Mike New York and all their cases of talls rule too. Kind of amazing how such a bad flick can have so many classic moments. As a matter of fact, every poorly contrived scene of bad dialogue and even worse wardrobes is actually worth sitting through, if just for that one scene where Tack starts talking about his zits. Dazed and Confused, one of my all time favorite movies, doesn't have a single scene as funny, as candid, as just straight up randon, as that one. "I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!" Amen, Tack.


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