Slaughter of the Innocents (1993)
Stephen Broderick: Remember how I taught you after a shower to shake the water off your head like a dog?
Jesse Broderick: Yeah.
Stephen Broderick: Well, Grandpa taught me that and some day you'll teach your kid that.
Mordecai Booth: [Trying to hit Jesse with an axe] If thy eye offends thee... pluck it out! If thy hand offends thee... cut it off!