Dr. Richard Thorndyke arrives as new administrator of the Psychoneurotic Institute for the Very, VERY Nervous to discover some suspicious goings-on. When he's framed for murder, Dr. ... See full summary »
Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But ... See full summary »
A rookie FBI agent, Jo Dee Foster (Billy Zane), has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a killer who has killed over 120 people. But to find out more about the Psycho Killer, Jo is forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza (Dom DeLuise), a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend, Jane Wine (Charlene Tilton), has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel (Rip Taylor), so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a really horrible storm, caused mostly by a special effects crew behind her car, and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel (Ezio Greggio), is dominated by his insane mother ('Shelly Winters'). Written by
BURN THE FILM, BURN THE NEGATIVE, BURN THE CREATORS!
This is the worst spoof, no worst film I have ever seen. Now I can enjoy a spoof as much as the next man, Airplane, Top Secret, Spaceballs Hot Shots & Blazing Saddles rank up as some of my favourite films. But this, this! This piece is garbage is not a spoof, well okay maybe it is meant to be but it's just totally un-funny! All the gags can be seen coming down the motorway towards you from a thousand miles away! None of the jokes even raised a smirk. Please, your lifetime is too short to waste it watching this movie. In fact don't even read this review stop now! In fact I'm wasting my own time reviewing this when I could reviewing good films! AGHHHH, I'm outta here!!!!!!!
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